Michael Jackson tribute

Chris Brown Banned From UK, Which Is Everyone’s Fault Except His (Includes Holograms)

October 7th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

There aren’t many people out there who take Chris Brown’s past very seriously. Apparently, we should just forget all about the whole punching Rihanna in the face repeatedly and storming around a TV studio, shirtless, throwing chairs at windows.

It’s our fault. Not his. We should just let go. Despite the fact he hasn’t ever got around to actually saying sorry. That’s probably our fault as well.

And, in another move that’s probably our fault as well, Brown has been banned from entering the UK to perform at the ill-advised Michael Jackson tribute concert in Cardiff, because he has a criminal record from punching Rihanna in the face. Loads.

Michael Jackson Tribute: Don’t Worry, Vienna’s On It

August 12th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The saddest thing about Michael Jackson’s death is probably the complete lack of attention that it received.

There was only a memorial concert. Oh, and endless wall-to-wall radio tributes. And that film that’s coming out soon. And a hastily-compiled greatest hits CD. And more ropey-looking unofficial market stall T-shirts than you could count. But that’s it.

So thank God for Jermaine Jackson, because he’s planning a tribute show for Michael Jackson in Vienna. We’re guessing that its working title is ‘Jermaine Jackson Presents Jermaine Jackson And The Jermaine Jackson Allstars In Jermaine Jackson’s Tribute To Michael Jackson (Starring Jermaine Jackson)’.

Michael Jackson: The Tribute Songs Begin

July 5th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

Still sobbing uncontrollably like a girl about the death of Michael Jackson?

If you’re in the minority that still hasn't returned to work due to the tragic news, we have something to help knock back those salty tears.

At present, all music channels and radio stations are being ruined by the decaying king of pop. You can't turn to any station without hearing Thriller, Bad, Man In The Kids Bedrooms’ or Earth Song being pumped out. It basically means that we're in some sort of time warp and a dead man is getting richer. Why not move things forward with a moving tribute? In particular, this moving tribute.