Michael Jackson Is Officially Being Sued. Again. Not For That Though. The will-he won't-he train has taken yet another turn towards... umm... won't... ville... after the news emerged that Michael Jackson is being sued for $40 million. And it's probably not even for what you're thinking it's for. What's that? You think it's because he's allegedly contractually obliged to perform in the US in a Jackson 5 reunion show before he comes over to the UK for his 50-show run in the O2 Arena? Alright then, it is for what you're thinking it's for.

Michael Jackson’s Comeback Might Not Happen After All You read that right. Michael Jackson's London comeback could be in jeopardy already. But why? Has his nose fallen off? No, Michael Jackson's nose hasn't fallen off. Has his chin fallen off? No, Michael Jackson's chin hasn't fallen off. Has one of his eyebrows come loose? Look, Michael Jackson's comeback isn't in danger because parts of his anatomy keep dropping off, OK? There's another reason. Concentrate. Remember who we're talking about. He's been sued! Apparently Michael once signed a contract promising not to perform in public until 2010, and now it's returned to bite him on what remains of his arse.