Articles tagged with: Michael Jackson rehearsal
Michael Jackson: The Movie – Coming Disappointingly Soon
In his lifetime, Michael Jackson flourished in all mediums - music, films about gay-looking scarecrows. Really long, slightly tedious music videos. All of them. But what about horrifying, legacy-destroying, drug-addled posthumous 3D tour rehearsal movies? Michael Jackson rules at those, too - Sony will apparently buy the rights to Michael Jackson's final rehearsal footage, and the High School Musical director will release it before Christmas. That's if he can animate the six-foot dancing Plasticine rabbit in time, because a Michael Jackson movie without a Plasticine rabbit is like a Michael Jackson story without a shoehorned-in reference to Jesus Juice - weird and incomplete.
In his lifetime, Michael Jackson flourished in all mediums - music, films about gay-looking scarecrows. Really long, slightly tedious music videos. All of them. But what about horrifying, legacy-destroying, drug-addled posthumous 3D tour rehearsal movies? Michael Jackson rules at those, too - Sony will apparently buy the rights to Michael Jackson's final rehearsal footage, and the High School Musical director will release it before Christmas. That's if he can animate the six-foot dancing Plasticine rabbit in time, because a Michael Jackson movie without a Plasticine rabbit is like a Michael Jackson story without a shoehorned-in reference to Jesus Juice - weird and incomplete.
Here, Have A Michael Jackson Final Rehearsal Video
The saddest thing about Michael Jackson's death wasn't the messy custody vacuum it left for his kids. No. And it wasn't the way that it's still pretty much impossible to find a radio station that doesn't only play Michael Jackson records, although that is very sad. The saddest thing about Michael Jackson's death is that nobody will see what he was planning for his big comeback shows. But that ends now - we've got video footage of Michael Jackson's last rehearsal right here, and if you like watching middle-aged men walking around a stage very slowly, you're in for a treat.
The saddest thing about Michael Jackson's death wasn't the messy custody vacuum it left for his kids. No. And it wasn't the way that it's still pretty much impossible to find a radio station that doesn't only play Michael Jackson records, although that is very sad. The saddest thing about Michael Jackson's death is that nobody will see what he was planning for his big comeback shows. But that ends now - we've got video footage of Michael Jackson's last rehearsal right here, and if you like watching middle-aged men walking around a stage very slowly, you're in for a treat.
