Articles tagged with: Michael Jackson O2
PETA Furious Over Michael Jackson’s Flying Circus
Wacko Jacko is under fire after the European wing of PETA threw an ethical bomb at his 50-date O2 extravaganza. His extensive residence at London's O2 Arena, starting July 8th, is reported to be 'jungle-themed' and will feature an African elephant, processions of panthers, parrots, wild birds and Masai warriors... but thankfully, no children are involved. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals choked on their tofu salads when they caught wind of Jacko's plans and responded immediately with pleading letters, bags of flour and a resurrected report of the star's sordid past with the animal kingdom.
Wacko Jacko is under fire after the European wing of PETA threw an ethical bomb at his 50-date O2 extravaganza. His extensive residence at London's O2 Arena, starting July 8th, is reported to be 'jungle-themed' and will feature an African elephant, processions of panthers, parrots, wild birds and Masai warriors... but thankfully, no children are involved. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals choked on their tofu salads when they caught wind of Jacko's plans and responded immediately with pleading letters, bags of flour and a resurrected report of the star's sordid past with the animal kingdom.
Michael Jackson’s Fans Are Even More Mental Than He Is
A guest blog by Stuart Waterman from My Chemical Toilet... Last week saw Michael Jackson finally announce his live comeback, with a string of ten shows at London's O2. Those are the bare facts, but as with everything involving Michael Jackson there was a whole screaming funfair of blazing mentalism surrounding the five-minute 'press conference'. One man actually flew from the Americas to London just to see Michael Jackson wave and talk for five minutes. You'd hope there were a couple of decent movies being shown on the plane over, but if all he got was Bride Wars and Leprechaun 4: In Space it kind of serves him right. Because if there's one incontrovertible fact I've learned from writing a music blog, it's that Michael Jackson fans are so collectively brainshagged that they could almost be mistaken for trying to outcrazy their idol in order to make him appear more normal.
A guest blog by Stuart Waterman from My Chemical Toilet... Last week saw Michael Jackson finally announce his live comeback, with a string of ten shows at London's O2. Those are the bare facts, but as with everything involving Michael Jackson there was a whole screaming funfair of blazing mentalism surrounding the five-minute 'press conference'. One man actually flew from the Americas to London just to see Michael Jackson wave and talk for five minutes. You'd hope there were a couple of decent movies being shown on the plane over, but if all he got was Bride Wars and Leprechaun 4: In Space it kind of serves him right. Because if there's one incontrovertible fact I've learned from writing a music blog, it's that Michael Jackson fans are so collectively brainshagged that they could almost be mistaken for trying to outcrazy their idol in order to make him appear more normal.
Michael Jackson Is Coming To London, It Says Here
OK, let's play a game - how long before Michael Jackson cancels his big comeback concerts in London? Because, let's face it, he will. Although Michael Jackson is supposedly going to announce a spectacular series of 30 comeback concerts at London's O2 tomorrow, there can't be anyone who's actually expecting them to, you know, happen. So what'll it be? Will Michael Jackson ditch the concerts once he's accepted the cheque? Will he pull out at the last possible second? Or will he perform the shows, regain his place in the pop elite and never look back? No, we're just messing. He won't.
OK, let's play a game - how long before Michael Jackson cancels his big comeback concerts in London? Because, let's face it, he will. Although Michael Jackson is supposedly going to announce a spectacular series of 30 comeback concerts at London's O2 tomorrow, there can't be anyone who's actually expecting them to, you know, happen. So what'll it be? Will Michael Jackson ditch the concerts once he's accepted the cheque? Will he pull out at the last possible second? Or will he perform the shows, regain his place in the pop elite and never look back? No, we're just messing. He won't.
