Quick everyone! Don your sparkly gloves and pick up your replica Bubbles the monkey soft toy.
Do we have some earth shattering news for you! You may have to put your hand over your crotch so people don’t know you’ve pissed yourself in excitement.
Everyone knows that Michael Jackson is coming to London in July to sing a few songs and try smile. Being in the presence of a living legend is one thing, but won’t it be boring when he mimes from his old catalogue of hits? Don’t think that for a second, though! Michael Jackson is rumoured to be debuting new material at his gigs.
