Despite the whole event of Michael Jackson’s death being covered by every news agency and blog around the world, some people don’t think he died.
Apparently, it’s just one giant lie that has been cooked up to relieve the stress from his weak shoulders. Yes, we think it’s rubbish too, but we’re not ultrasensitive, arse-kissing, fanboy conspiracy nutjobs.
So, the big question has to be, is Michael Jackson dead? Or is he in a magical and mystical place full of fairies, gnomes and hobbits? It seems unlikely – he was hardly the master of disguise, was he? Just because you sometimes get pushed around in a wheelchair, it doesn’t automatically make you an evil genius.
