If there’s one lesson to take from Michael Jackson’s death, it’s this – never tell your dermatologist anything.

And, you know, don’t give booze to children. But mainly the dermatologist thing. Say a word about your private life to a dermatologist and the instant you bite it he’ll be popping up on TV shows everywhere blabbing on about what a massive drug addict you were, how messed up your face was and how he might be the father of your children although he probably isn’t.

So take a bow, Michael Jackson’s dermatologist Dr Arnold Klein. You’ve done the dermatological community proud.