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Here, Have A Michael Jackson Final Rehearsal Video

The saddest thing about Michael Jackson’s death wasn’t the messy custody vacuum it left for his kids.

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Michael Jackson Sells His Kids To Diana Ross Or Something

by Stuart Heritage

Michael Jackson’s kids must be going through a horrific time at the moment – their dad has just died, after all.

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Michael Jackson Isn’t Dead And We Know Why

by Matthew Laidlow

Despite the whole event of Michael Jackson’s death being covered by every news agency and blog around the world, some people don’t think he died. Apparently, it’s just one giant lie that has been cooked up to relieve the stress from his weak shoulders. Yes, we think it’s rubbish too, but we’re not ultrasensitive, arse-kissing, [...]

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Michael Jackson Cuts His Dad Out Of His Will

by Stuart Heritage

This news just in: Michael Jackson is still dead. In other news, people still won’t shut up about it.

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Britney Spears Isn’t Even Slightly Dead

by Stuart Heritage

This is getting ridiculous. Michael Jackson has dominated the news to such an extent that there’s no other news.

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Michael Jackson: The Gloomy, Neverending Custody Battle Starts Here

by Stuart Heritage

When Michael Jackson died, it was generally feared that he’d leave an Anna Nicole Smith-style mess in his wake.

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Michael Jackson’s Morbid Final Rehearsal: Coming Soon To DVD

by Stuart Heritage

We’ve had a weekend to process Michael Jackson’s death, mainly by hearing Uri Gellar babble on witlessly about it forever.

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Michael Jackson Ghoulwatch: The Biotech Press Release

by Stuart Heritage

Starting today, and probably for the next few weeks, hecklerspray will be uncovering the most tasteless efforts to cash in on Michael Jackson’s death…

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Michael Jackson Memorial Moonwalk: 6pm, London

by Stuart Heritage

Were you a fan of Michael Jackson? Do you think that the best way to pay tribute to the great man involves shattering your ankles in front of strangers? You do? Wonderful. Twitter user Milo Yiannopoulos is organising a giant moonwalking flashmob to commemorate the life of Michael Jackson at 6pm at London’s Liverpool Street [...]

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