Articles tagged with: Michael Jackson comeback
Michael Jackson Is Officially Being Sued. Again. Not For That Though.
The will-he won't-he train has taken yet another turn towards... umm... won't... ville... after the news emerged that Michael Jackson is being sued for $40 million. And it's probably not even for what you're thinking it's for. What's that? You think it's because he's allegedly contractually obliged to perform in the US in a Jackson 5 reunion show before he comes over to the UK for his 50-show run in the O2 Arena? Alright then, it is for what you're thinking it's for.
The will-he won't-he train has taken yet another turn towards... umm... won't... ville... after the news emerged that Michael Jackson is being sued for $40 million. And it's probably not even for what you're thinking it's for. What's that? You think it's because he's allegedly contractually obliged to perform in the US in a Jackson 5 reunion show before he comes over to the UK for his 50-show run in the O2 Arena? Alright then, it is for what you're thinking it's for.
Michael Jackson’s Comeback On The Fritz Already
Michael Jackson marked his big London comeback with the phrase This Is It. But, if you ask us, maybe he was being a little premature. Because in fairness this is it - the moment when Michael Jackson starts postponing, delaying and cancelling his comeback concerts one by one until his entire 50-date O2 residence is reduced to him banging an upturned biscuit tin with a wooden spoon for three minutes in front of a single crying child in Bluewater car park. Michael Jackson has postponed his comeback by a week. Not because he's ill, though. That's important. It's because he's rubbish.
Michael Jackson marked his big London comeback with the phrase This Is It. But, if you ask us, maybe he was being a little premature. Because in fairness this is it - the moment when Michael Jackson starts postponing, delaying and cancelling his comeback concerts one by one until his entire 50-date O2 residence is reduced to him banging an upturned biscuit tin with a wooden spoon for three minutes in front of a single crying child in Bluewater car park. Michael Jackson has postponed his comeback by a week. Not because he's ill, though. That's important. It's because he's rubbish.
Michael Jackson’s Comeback Might Not Happen After All
You read that right. Michael Jackson's London comeback could be in jeopardy already. But why? Has his nose fallen off? No, Michael Jackson's nose hasn't fallen off. Has his chin fallen off? No, Michael Jackson's chin hasn't fallen off. Has one of his eyebrows come loose? Look, Michael Jackson's comeback isn't in danger because parts of his anatomy keep dropping off, OK? There's another reason. Concentrate. Remember who we're talking about. He's been sued! Apparently Michael once signed a contract promising not to perform in public until 2010, and now it's returned to bite him on what remains of his arse.
You read that right. Michael Jackson's London comeback could be in jeopardy already. But why? Has his nose fallen off? No, Michael Jackson's nose hasn't fallen off. Has his chin fallen off? No, Michael Jackson's chin hasn't fallen off. Has one of his eyebrows come loose? Look, Michael Jackson's comeback isn't in danger because parts of his anatomy keep dropping off, OK? There's another reason. Concentrate. Remember who we're talking about. He's been sued! Apparently Michael once signed a contract promising not to perform in public until 2010, and now it's returned to bite him on what remains of his arse.
Michael Jackson Is Coming To London, It Says Here
OK, let's play a game - how long before Michael Jackson cancels his big comeback concerts in London? Because, let's face it, he will. Although Michael Jackson is supposedly going to announce a spectacular series of 30 comeback concerts at London's O2 tomorrow, there can't be anyone who's actually expecting them to, you know, happen. So what'll it be? Will Michael Jackson ditch the concerts once he's accepted the cheque? Will he pull out at the last possible second? Or will he perform the shows, regain his place in the pop elite and never look back? No, we're just messing. He won't.
OK, let's play a game - how long before Michael Jackson cancels his big comeback concerts in London? Because, let's face it, he will. Although Michael Jackson is supposedly going to announce a spectacular series of 30 comeback concerts at London's O2 tomorrow, there can't be anyone who's actually expecting them to, you know, happen. So what'll it be? Will Michael Jackson ditch the concerts once he's accepted the cheque? Will he pull out at the last possible second? Or will he perform the shows, regain his place in the pop elite and never look back? No, we're just messing. He won't.
