Michael Jackson marked his big London comeback with the phrase This Is It. But, if you ask us, maybe he was being a little premature.
Because in fairness this is it – the moment when Michael Jackson starts postponing, delaying and cancelling his comeback concerts one by one until his entire 50-date O2 residence is reduced to him banging an upturned biscuit tin with a wooden spoon for three minutes in front of a single crying child in Bluewater car park.
Michael Jackson has postponed his comeback by a week. Not because he’s ill, though. That’s important. It’s because he’s rubbish.
Michael Jackson is a man with more reported health problems then the entire readership of hecklerspray. 
