Anyone who calls Michael Jackson a normal person can’t have seen the same newspaper reports and documentaries as us.
As we all know and appreciate, every single middle-aged man climbs trees to find inspiration and dangles kids from balconies for giggles.
A few weeks ago, KFC’s sales skyrocketed thanks to Magic Johnston‘s memorial speech about the time he and Michael shared some chicken during. We’ve since discovered that food artist Norma “Duffy” Lyon wants to sculpt the ex King of Pop out of butter. No-one knows if Michael Jackson loved butter that much, but it doesn’t matter. The soulless killjoys known as PETA have put a stop to it.
