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Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson burial, Michael Jackson deadBurying Michael Jackson isn’t like burying a normal person. It’s fraught with numerous difficulties.

For example, there’s the brain issue. Buried with, or buried without? And the location of the burial needs to somewhere where the coachloads of weeping one-gloved disturbo-fans won’t bother too many people. And, as the Thriller video manfully demonstrated, there’s not much stopping Michael Jackson from popping out of the ground and doing a little jig after he’s been buried and filled in.

But those issues seem to have been remedied, because today is the day when Michael Jackson will officially be buried. Probably. Almost probably.

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Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson burial, Michael Jackson birthday, Michael Jackson deadMichael Jackson’s death is such a drag. True, he’s have a huge tribute show in September and a film out in October.

But what about August? We demand more! We pay Michael Jackson’s wages, after all! Entertain us, Michael Jackson! And we don’t mean by the ongoing investigation into your allegedly unlawful death, either! We mean something fun! Something like a private burial on what would have been your 51st birthday! Really? That’s what your family is organising? Fine, you’re forgiven. Oh, we could never stay mad at you, you big lug.

Wait, Michael Jackson hasn’t been buried yet? Ugh.

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