Burying Michael Jackson isn’t like burying a normal person. It’s fraught with numerous difficulties.
For example, there’s the brain issue. Buried with, or buried without? And the location of the burial needs to somewhere where the coachloads of weeping one-gloved disturbo-fans won’t bother too many people. And, as the Thriller video manfully demonstrated, there’s not much stopping Michael Jackson from popping out of the ground and doing a little jig after he’s been buried and filled in.
But those issues seem to have been remedied, because today is the day when Michael Jackson will officially be buried. Probably. Almost probably.
Michael Jackson’s death is such a drag. True, he’s have a huge tribute show in September and a film out in October.
