Michael Jackson’s death is such a drag. True, he’s have a huge tribute show in September and a film out in October.
But what about August? We demand more! We pay Michael Jackson’s wages, after all! Entertain us, Michael Jackson! And we don’t mean by the ongoing investigation into your allegedly unlawful death, either! We mean something fun! Something like a private burial on what would have been your 51st birthday! Really? That’s what your family is organising? Fine, you’re forgiven. Oh, we could never stay mad at you, you big lug.
Wait, Michael Jackson hasn’t been buried yet? Ugh.
