Articles tagged with: Michael Jackson auction
Michael Jackson’s Burnt Hair Is Up For Grabs!
Summer has gone and now we’re in autumn – the season we consider to be bisexual. Whilst we rely on the sun to keep warm, there was once an incident involving Michael Jackson where he generated heat to the people around him. During the filming of a Pepsi commercial in 1984, the pyrotechnics went belly-up, leaving the king of court cases to receive second degree burns. In a move that isn’t weird at all, Ralph Cohen - the producer of the advert, bagged up the charred hair. Now he’s flogging it off Saturday. This never would happened with Coca-Cola.
Summer has gone and now we’re in autumn – the season we consider to be bisexual. Whilst we rely on the sun to keep warm, there was once an incident involving Michael Jackson where he generated heat to the people around him. During the filming of a Pepsi commercial in 1984, the pyrotechnics went belly-up, leaving the king of court cases to receive second degree burns. In a move that isn’t weird at all, Ralph Cohen - the producer of the advert, bagged up the charred hair. Now he’s flogging it off Saturday. This never would happened with Coca-Cola.
Sorry Rich Idiots, The Michael Jackson Auction Is Off
You know that golf buggy with a picture of Michael Jackson dressed as Peter Pan daubed across the bonnet you wanted? You'll have to make your own. Also, that gigantic collection of tiny ceramic naked children? It looks like you'll have to find something else to scatter around your house to horrify your friends and neighbours. That's right - Michael Jackson's memorabilia auction has been cancelled. But don't get too downhearted. This is Michael Jackson, remember - the auction will be back on just as soon as he spunks away his comeback fortune on 40 giant marble vases that look like mermaid elephants.
You know that golf buggy with a picture of Michael Jackson dressed as Peter Pan daubed across the bonnet you wanted? You'll have to make your own. Also, that gigantic collection of tiny ceramic naked children? It looks like you'll have to find something else to scatter around your house to horrify your friends and neighbours. That's right - Michael Jackson's memorabilia auction has been cancelled. But don't get too downhearted. This is Michael Jackson, remember - the auction will be back on just as soon as he spunks away his comeback fortune on 40 giant marble vases that look like mermaid elephants.
Michael Jackson’s Old Crap May Still Be Available To Buy
Since covering multiple Michael Jackson stories, we’ve discovered that his fans are a passionate bunch. They unified for his kiddie-touching trial and continued to defend the decaying legend when burly bailiffs knocked on the gates of Neverland. With a string of London gigs to come over the summer, it can be assured that a huge cut of the takings will come Jackson’s way. However, this still hasn’t stopped an auction for people to buy his disused and mostly bonkers items. From sparkly tubes of toothpaste to replica tigers made out of matchsticks, we expect it all to be there.
Since covering multiple Michael Jackson stories, we’ve discovered that his fans are a passionate bunch. They unified for his kiddie-touching trial and continued to defend the decaying legend when burly bailiffs knocked on the gates of Neverland. With a string of London gigs to come over the summer, it can be assured that a huge cut of the takings will come Jackson’s way. However, this still hasn’t stopped an auction for people to buy his disused and mostly bonkers items. From sparkly tubes of toothpaste to replica tigers made out of matchsticks, we expect it all to be there.
Michael Jackson To Auction Off All His Mental Tat
Michael Jackson's financial problems are hardly a secret - but then making a human nose look that unrealistic is fairly expensive. So what's a boy to do? Rumoured to be up to his ears in debt and sued for millions of dollars about twelve times a day, Michael Jackson has no option but to bite the bullet and auction off his most treasured possession - the possession no man should be without. That's right - the painting of him as the king of England. And the golf buggy featuring a painting of himself as Peter Pan across the bonnet. And his robot head. We're not joking.
Michael Jackson's financial problems are hardly a secret - but then making a human nose look that unrealistic is fairly expensive. So what's a boy to do? Rumoured to be up to his ears in debt and sued for millions of dollars about twelve times a day, Michael Jackson has no option but to bite the bullet and auction off his most treasured possession - the possession no man should be without. That's right - the painting of him as the king of England. And the golf buggy featuring a painting of himself as Peter Pan across the bonnet. And his robot head. We're not joking.
