Articles tagged with: Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson: Janet Jackson Blames It On The Doctor
It's been close to half a year, but the question still remains: what killed Michael Jackson? Was it drugs? Was it stress? Was it drugs? Was it financial strain? Or drugs? Drugs? Was it that giant dose of medical-grade anaesthetic he was given right before he died? Could that have anything to do with Michael Jackson's death? Anyone? In the end, though, it doesn't matter what we think. But it does matter what Janet Jackson thinks, because a) Michael Jackson was her brother and b) she's got a greatest hits album out that she needs to plug. And Janet Jackson is pointing the finger squarely at Michael Jackson's doctor.
It's been close to half a year, but the question still remains: what killed Michael Jackson? Was it drugs? Was it stress? Was it drugs? Was it financial strain? Or drugs? Drugs? Was it that giant dose of medical-grade anaesthetic he was given right before he died? Could that have anything to do with Michael Jackson's death? Anyone? In the end, though, it doesn't matter what we think. But it does matter what Janet Jackson thinks, because a) Michael Jackson was her brother and b) she's got a greatest hits album out that she needs to plug. And Janet Jackson is pointing the finger squarely at Michael Jackson's doctor.
Michael Jackson’s Funeral: Really Titting Expensive, Actually
We all know more or less everything about Michael Jackson's death by now. We know what killed Michael Jackson. We know what he was doing before he died. Thanks to Derek Acorah last week, we even know that Michael Jackson spends most of his time in the afterlife itching to say hello to Quincy Jones. But, because it was a private ceremony, we don't really know exactly what happened at Michael Jackson's funeral. We wish we did, though, because it's been revealed that the funeral cost Michael Jackson's estate almost one million dollars. Still, he's dead, so it's not like the money could have been spent on anything else, like giving his children a better quality of life or anything, is it? Oh.
We all know more or less everything about Michael Jackson's death by now. We know what killed Michael Jackson. We know what he was doing before he died. Thanks to Derek Acorah last week, we even know that Michael Jackson spends most of his time in the afterlife itching to say hello to Quincy Jones. But, because it was a private ceremony, we don't really know exactly what happened at Michael Jackson's funeral. We wish we did, though, because it's been revealed that the funeral cost Michael Jackson's estate almost one million dollars. Still, he's dead, so it's not like the money could have been spent on anything else, like giving his children a better quality of life or anything, is it? Oh.
Joe Jackson Needs Some Pocket Money From His Dead Son
Parents, we all have them. And we all have memories of them. From the time you crapped yourself in a busy shopping centre to when your father started using swearwords in full conversation. Face it, we’ve all been there. Well that’s unless you’re a weird test-tube child and you were grown for scientific amusement. Sadly, not all relationships between parents and their offspring can go smoothly. There can be a variety of reasons of this. In the case of Michael Jackson he objected to his dad Joe Jackson whipping the stuffing out of him. But time heals all and love conquers emotions. Or, if your son has raked in as much posthumous money as Michael Jackson, then time means that daddy gets an easy payday.
Parents, we all have them. And we all have memories of them. From the time you crapped yourself in a busy shopping centre to when your father started using swearwords in full conversation. Face it, we’ve all been there. Well that’s unless you’re a weird test-tube child and you were grown for scientific amusement. Sadly, not all relationships between parents and their offspring can go smoothly. There can be a variety of reasons of this. In the case of Michael Jackson he objected to his dad Joe Jackson whipping the stuffing out of him. But time heals all and love conquers emotions. Or, if your son has raked in as much posthumous money as Michael Jackson, then time means that daddy gets an easy payday.
Michael Jackson’s This Is It Heals The Weekend Box Office
Obviously Michael Jackson's new film This Is It would top the weekend box office this week. Obviously. It had everything going for it. Michael Jackson's millions of fans are using This Is It as a way to pay tribute to his life. Plus This Is It will only be exhibited theatrically for two weeks, so everyone will see it at the same time. Plus no other big films opened on Friday, giving This Is It a clear path to weekend box office glory. Also, given the choice between This Is It and Law Abiding Citizen, who wouldn't choose the harrowing documentary about the painfully thin spectre-like drug addict in the silly wig?
Obviously Michael Jackson's new film This Is It would top the weekend box office this week. Obviously. It had everything going for it. Michael Jackson's millions of fans are using This Is It as a way to pay tribute to his life. Plus This Is It will only be exhibited theatrically for two weeks, so everyone will see it at the same time. Plus no other big films opened on Friday, giving This Is It a clear path to weekend box office glory. Also, given the choice between This Is It and Law Abiding Citizen, who wouldn't choose the harrowing documentary about the painfully thin spectre-like drug addict in the silly wig?
X Factor Plebs To Release Michael Jackson Song
What do Michael Jackson and STDs have in common? They are both annoying and won't go away. No matter how much you itch, apply cream and shower. Oh, that might just be our crabs. Genuinely, we thought Michael Jackson’s This Is It film would be the last from him. We’d get to laugh at the fake footage of him jumping from bridges, swinging from buildings and making fans believe he wasn’t drugged up and close to being in a coma. Now we’ve heard word that Michael Jackson is making a technical comeback with this year’s X Factor monkeys. All for charity of course. Like that helps.
What do Michael Jackson and STDs have in common? They are both annoying and won't go away. No matter how much you itch, apply cream and shower. Oh, that might just be our crabs. Genuinely, we thought Michael Jackson’s This Is It film would be the last from him. We’d get to laugh at the fake footage of him jumping from bridges, swinging from buildings and making fans believe he wasn’t drugged up and close to being in a coma. Now we’ve heard word that Michael Jackson is making a technical comeback with this year’s X Factor monkeys. All for charity of course. Like that helps.
Newsflash: One Of Michael Jackson’s Brothers Quite Likes This Is It
Michael Jackson's This Is It opens on Wednesday, and it's bound to be a stupendous hit. But what's it like? Well, frankly, who cares? This Is It will be a hit no matter what it's about. This is It could consist of nothing but Michael Jackson mumbling threats at a sleeping cat for two hours and it'll still end up as one of the year's top-grossing films. But it would be sort of nice to know what This Is It is like, wouldn't it? Well fear no more - Michael Jackson's brother Jackie has seen This Is It, and he loves it. And he once recorded a song called Cruzin', so he knows quality when he sees it.
Michael Jackson's This Is It opens on Wednesday, and it's bound to be a stupendous hit. But what's it like? Well, frankly, who cares? This Is It will be a hit no matter what it's about. This is It could consist of nothing but Michael Jackson mumbling threats at a sleeping cat for two hours and it'll still end up as one of the year's top-grossing films. But it would be sort of nice to know what This Is It is like, wouldn't it? Well fear no more - Michael Jackson's brother Jackie has seen This Is It, and he loves it. And he once recorded a song called Cruzin', so he knows quality when he sees it.
‘This Is It’ Not Harrowing Enough, Say Michael Jackson Fans
Admit it, if you go and see This Is It next week, it'll only be to gawp in horror at Michael Jackson's nearly dead face. No? Then you're not a Michael Jackson fan. An international coalition of 'dedicated Michael Jackson fans' have set up a website trying to stop people from seeing This Is It on the basis that it deliberately covers up the truth about Michael Jackson's health. And we agree! We hereby promise to not see This Is It until someone splices in a scene where Michael Jackson - dangerously thin and without his wig and blitzed on anaesthetic - weeps directly into the camera for 35 minutes. Maybe it'll be on the DVD.
Admit it, if you go and see This Is It next week, it'll only be to gawp in horror at Michael Jackson's nearly dead face. No? Then you're not a Michael Jackson fan. An international coalition of 'dedicated Michael Jackson fans' have set up a website trying to stop people from seeing This Is It on the basis that it deliberately covers up the truth about Michael Jackson's health. And we agree! We hereby promise to not see This Is It until someone splices in a scene where Michael Jackson - dangerously thin and without his wig and blitzed on anaesthetic - weeps directly into the camera for 35 minutes. Maybe it'll be on the DVD.
Fake Michael Jackson Allegedly Signs Real Michael Jackson Will
When Michael Jackson died the world let out a gasp. Some did so out of a profound sadness, some out of shock, and some just because now their wee sons could go outside unattended. Not long after, people started worrying about Jackson's estate. Who would get his Beatles rights? Who'd inherit the dusty set of Captain EO - and what was to happen to his pickled penis? We heard it's had kind of a dill/vinegar wrap on since he was twelve. It ends up the will that made such material designations - according to Randy Jackson - it has a forged signature.
When Michael Jackson died the world let out a gasp. Some did so out of a profound sadness, some out of shock, and some just because now their wee sons could go outside unattended. Not long after, people started worrying about Jackson's estate. Who would get his Beatles rights? Who'd inherit the dusty set of Captain EO - and what was to happen to his pickled penis? We heard it's had kind of a dill/vinegar wrap on since he was twelve. It ends up the will that made such material designations - according to Randy Jackson - it has a forged signature.
