Articles tagged with: Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson’s This Is It Heals The Weekend Box Office
Obviously Michael Jackson's new film This Is It would top the weekend box office this week. Obviously. It had everything going for it. Michael Jackson's millions of fans are using This Is It as a way to pay tribute to his life. Plus This Is It will only be exhibited theatrically for two weeks, so everyone will see it at the same time. Plus no other big films opened on Friday, giving This Is It a clear path to weekend box office glory. Also, given the choice between This Is It and Law Abiding Citizen, who wouldn't choose the harrowing documentary about the painfully thin spectre-like drug addict in the silly wig?
Obviously Michael Jackson's new film This Is It would top the weekend box office this week. Obviously. It had everything going for it. Michael Jackson's millions of fans are using This Is It as a way to pay tribute to his life. Plus This Is It will only be exhibited theatrically for two weeks, so everyone will see it at the same time. Plus no other big films opened on Friday, giving This Is It a clear path to weekend box office glory. Also, given the choice between This Is It and Law Abiding Citizen, who wouldn't choose the harrowing documentary about the painfully thin spectre-like drug addict in the silly wig?
X Factor Plebs To Release Michael Jackson Song
What do Michael Jackson and STDs have in common? They are both annoying and won't go away. No matter how much you itch, apply cream and shower. Oh, that might just be our crabs. Genuinely, we thought Michael Jackson’s This Is It film would be the last from him. We’d get to laugh at the fake footage of him jumping from bridges, swinging from buildings and making fans believe he wasn’t drugged up and close to being in a coma. Now we’ve heard word that Michael Jackson is making a technical comeback with this year’s X Factor monkeys. All for charity of course. Like that helps.
What do Michael Jackson and STDs have in common? They are both annoying and won't go away. No matter how much you itch, apply cream and shower. Oh, that might just be our crabs. Genuinely, we thought Michael Jackson’s This Is It film would be the last from him. We’d get to laugh at the fake footage of him jumping from bridges, swinging from buildings and making fans believe he wasn’t drugged up and close to being in a coma. Now we’ve heard word that Michael Jackson is making a technical comeback with this year’s X Factor monkeys. All for charity of course. Like that helps.
Newsflash: One Of Michael Jackson’s Brothers Quite Likes This Is It
Michael Jackson's This Is It opens on Wednesday, and it's bound to be a stupendous hit. But what's it like? Well, frankly, who cares? This Is It will be a hit no matter what it's about. This is It could consist of nothing but Michael Jackson mumbling threats at a sleeping cat for two hours and it'll still end up as one of the year's top-grossing films. But it would be sort of nice to know what This Is It is like, wouldn't it? Well fear no more - Michael Jackson's brother Jackie has seen This Is It, and he loves it. And he once recorded a song called Cruzin', so he knows quality when he sees it.
Michael Jackson's This Is It opens on Wednesday, and it's bound to be a stupendous hit. But what's it like? Well, frankly, who cares? This Is It will be a hit no matter what it's about. This is It could consist of nothing but Michael Jackson mumbling threats at a sleeping cat for two hours and it'll still end up as one of the year's top-grossing films. But it would be sort of nice to know what This Is It is like, wouldn't it? Well fear no more - Michael Jackson's brother Jackie has seen This Is It, and he loves it. And he once recorded a song called Cruzin', so he knows quality when he sees it.
‘This Is It’ Not Harrowing Enough, Say Michael Jackson Fans
Admit it, if you go and see This Is It next week, it'll only be to gawp in horror at Michael Jackson's nearly dead face. No? Then you're not a Michael Jackson fan. An international coalition of 'dedicated Michael Jackson fans' have set up a website trying to stop people from seeing This Is It on the basis that it deliberately covers up the truth about Michael Jackson's health. And we agree! We hereby promise to not see This Is It until someone splices in a scene where Michael Jackson - dangerously thin and without his wig and blitzed on anaesthetic - weeps directly into the camera for 35 minutes. Maybe it'll be on the DVD.
Admit it, if you go and see This Is It next week, it'll only be to gawp in horror at Michael Jackson's nearly dead face. No? Then you're not a Michael Jackson fan. An international coalition of 'dedicated Michael Jackson fans' have set up a website trying to stop people from seeing This Is It on the basis that it deliberately covers up the truth about Michael Jackson's health. And we agree! We hereby promise to not see This Is It until someone splices in a scene where Michael Jackson - dangerously thin and without his wig and blitzed on anaesthetic - weeps directly into the camera for 35 minutes. Maybe it'll be on the DVD.
Fake Michael Jackson Allegedly Signs Real Michael Jackson Will
When Michael Jackson died the world let out a gasp. Some did so out of a profound sadness, some out of shock, and some just because now their wee sons could go outside unattended. Not long after, people started worrying about Jackson's estate. Who would get his Beatles rights? Who'd inherit the dusty set of Captain EO - and what was to happen to his pickled penis? We heard it's had kind of a dill/vinegar wrap on since he was twelve. It ends up the will that made such material designations - according to Randy Jackson - it has a forged signature.
When Michael Jackson died the world let out a gasp. Some did so out of a profound sadness, some out of shock, and some just because now their wee sons could go outside unattended. Not long after, people started worrying about Jackson's estate. Who would get his Beatles rights? Who'd inherit the dusty set of Captain EO - and what was to happen to his pickled penis? We heard it's had kind of a dill/vinegar wrap on since he was twelve. It ends up the will that made such material designations - according to Randy Jackson - it has a forged signature.
Michael Jackson This Is It Trailer: See, He Wasn’t Really A Wreck
Michael Jackson performing in London was meant to be the highlight of the summer. Instead, we had to make do with Oasis splitting up. Which we were fine with, incidentally. Jackson was supposedly happy to play 50 dates at the O2, a feat that would test his physical and mental abilities. That didn't happen because, as you may have heard, Michael Jackson died. Still, as the trailer to for Michael Jackson's This Is It movie shows, Michael was prancing all over the stage. Still, it doesn’t explain why he dropped down dead soon after.
Michael Jackson performing in London was meant to be the highlight of the summer. Instead, we had to make do with Oasis splitting up. Which we were fine with, incidentally. Jackson was supposedly happy to play 50 dates at the O2, a feat that would test his physical and mental abilities. That didn't happen because, as you may have heard, Michael Jackson died. Still, as the trailer to for Michael Jackson's This Is It movie shows, Michael was prancing all over the stage. Still, it doesn’t explain why he dropped down dead soon after.
Michael Jackson’s Burnt Hair Is Up For Grabs!
Summer has gone and now we’re in autumn – the season we consider to be bisexual. Whilst we rely on the sun to keep warm, there was once an incident involving Michael Jackson where he generated heat to the people around him. During the filming of a Pepsi commercial in 1984, the pyrotechnics went belly-up, leaving the king of court cases to receive second degree burns. In a move that isn’t weird at all, Ralph Cohen - the producer of the advert, bagged up the charred hair. Now he’s flogging it off Saturday. This never would happened with Coca-Cola.
Summer has gone and now we’re in autumn – the season we consider to be bisexual. Whilst we rely on the sun to keep warm, there was once an incident involving Michael Jackson where he generated heat to the people around him. During the filming of a Pepsi commercial in 1984, the pyrotechnics went belly-up, leaving the king of court cases to receive second degree burns. In a move that isn’t weird at all, Ralph Cohen - the producer of the advert, bagged up the charred hair. Now he’s flogging it off Saturday. This never would happened with Coca-Cola.
Michael Jackson Storms American Music Awards, Nobody Knows Why
Honestly, Michael Jackson should have popped his clogs a few years ago - it's done wonders for his career. Take The AMAs. The 2009 American Music Award nominations have just been announced and Michael Jackson is up for five awards, including Best Artist (even though he's dead and hasn't released any new albums for eight years) and Best Album (for a Greatest Hits collection that came out six full years ago). Why has Michael Jackson been nominated so many times? Simple - it's because he's dead and dead people can't make acceptance speeches. Basically it's all a big ploy to ruin Kanye West's fun.
Honestly, Michael Jackson should have popped his clogs a few years ago - it's done wonders for his career. Take The AMAs. The 2009 American Music Award nominations have just been announced and Michael Jackson is up for five awards, including Best Artist (even though he's dead and hasn't released any new albums for eight years) and Best Album (for a Greatest Hits collection that came out six full years ago). Why has Michael Jackson been nominated so many times? Simple - it's because he's dead and dead people can't make acceptance speeches. Basically it's all a big ploy to ruin Kanye West's fun.
