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Daybreak, ITV’s woeful attempt at going head to head with BBC Breakfast, is in trouble as ratings continue to plummet.
The breakfast show, hosted by former One Show presenters Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley, is only averaging somewhere around 500,000 viewers per show.
500,000 sounds like a lot, but when you consider that even Channel 4’s god-awful Seven Days experiment is pulling in more viewers per episode, you know that something is going seriously wrong.
Rock music is in a terrible place at the moment. That’s not to say that there’s no good bands knocking around… but by shitting crikey, those that find themselves at the top of the tree are making music that is so gaspingly dull that you wonder if guitars should be outlawed or, at least used to bludgeon boring rock stars to death.
This has all been underlined by a poll which looked to decide who in the world of music made the best music to fall asleep to.
And you guessed it! The list is almost entirely made up of rock bands. Tedious, strutting twats who make music so bland that insomniacs are actually replacing their prescription drugs with vapid albums. Read More >>>
So that’s it. X Factor 2009 is finally over. And in Joe McElderry, we have found a worthy winner. Well, a winner.
Well, a winner by default. In truth, nobody was particularly crazy about Joe McElderry, but at least he’ll now get to realise his dream of always being known for singing a genuinely awful Miley Cyrus ballad, so that’s something. Remember the name Joe McElderry – not because he’s destined to become a megastar, but because it’s bound to eventually be the answer to the pub quiz question ‘What was the name of that funny-looking boy who won X Factor in 2009 and then almost immediately got dropped by his record label?’
Still, we’ve just come out of a gargantuan X Factor weekend, so let’s pick over the bones, shall we?
