Humans are vermin. They burn tyres for fun; drive cars around that pump out evil plumes that choke small woodland creatures until they cry themselves extinct; they puke crude oil into the sea which probably killed The Little Mermaid and Spongebob Squarepants. And now, nature wants some revenge.
Miami Shark is a game that is not involving at all, but rather, perfect for a fast bit of distraction in the office. You play a shark and you’re encouraged to swim around eating people, making boats blow up, attacking people on those ridiculous inflatable yellow sausages and, weirder yet, asked to fly up through the air and grab hold of planes and drag them into the sea to an exploding, fireball death.
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Now that the bloody aeroplanes are back, keeping everyone awake with their stupid cargo of essential medication, we can’t be the only ones you’d like to drag them out of the sky by their undercarriage.
In Sydney Shark, you do exactly that. Sydney Shark is a follow-up to previous Slackerjack favourite Miami Shark, and you aim is clear – destroy everything. If that means biting a diver or a killer whale in half, so be it. If that means launching yourself at cruise ships specifically to bite the heads off travellers, so be it. If that means hurtling out of the sea to drag entire planes to the ground, so be that too. Sydney Shark is ridiculously fun, especially if you manage to bring down the giant alligator. We won’t say why.
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Remember Dolphin Olympics, where you earnt points by gracefully backflipping around a lot? Well Miami Shark is sort of like that. Sort of.
In actual fact, Miami Shark is much better, because you get to eat things. Like people. And boats. And yachts. And helicopters. And passenger jets. And you can blow stuff up, too, and it chain-reacts and causes destruction on a level you’d barely even begin to comprehend without seeing it. Thus Miami Shark wins. Miami Shark always wins.
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