Awesome or Off-Putting: Mexican Farmer Drowns Cute Baby Alien
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artefacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. The problems with monsters, ghosts and aliens is that, sure - people see them - but there usually are no pictures to prove it. Sometimes a few frames get snapped off - but the blurry image in the distant background is rarely convincing of anything.
Imagine then, how shocked modern scientists must be as they examine an actual 'baby alien' body that was drowned by a scared Mexican farmer in 2007.
Wolverine Gets The Swine Flu
Every superhero has a weakness. Superman has kryptonite, Batman has young boys in capes and sexy leggings, and to beat Spider-Man all you really have to do is move your crime syndicate to a prairie. It really is that easy. To defeat
Wolverine, on the other hand, may take a little more work. After all, he's got those steel fingers he always seems to cut things up with. How's a person supposed to get around a weapon like that? The answer, of course, it that they can't.
Pigs can though - especially Mexican pigs with runny noses and a burning fever.
Wait, Now Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt AREN’T Married?
We thought Heidi Montag didn't tell her family about her marriage to Spencer Pratt because of a deep sense of burning shame. But we were wrong. It turns out that Heidi Montag didn't tell her family about her marriage to Spencer Pratt because they didn't actually get married. Apparently Heidi and Spencer did had a wedding ceremony in Mexico, but it doesn't count because it was only a symbolic wedding and no official permits were filled in.
So Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were just attention seeking by getting married; something completely out of character for both of them. It's hard to know how to react to this news, other than fighting the urge to hit both Spencer and Heidi in the nose with a symbolic cricket bat, then push them down a symbolic flight of stairs and then set some symbolic dogs on them. Remember, it doesn't count if it's symbolic.
Just How Married Is Britney Spears, Exactly?
Now that Britney Spears is under the protective care of her parents again, hints about just how ill she was pre-hospitalisation have started to creep out.
And it's worse than it ever seemed - forget the string of public meltdowns, there's a chance that Britney Spears secretly got married to her paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib last month.
Of course, nobody knows the truth and the marriage is void anyway because Adnan's already married, but getting married to Adnan Ghalib? Britney's lucky she only got sectioned after that - we'd have held her down and lobotomised her there and then if we'd have caught wind of it.
Dog The Bounty Hunter Free Of All That Mexico Kerfuffle
His racist-seeming mouth may have got his TV show yanked off air, but at least Dog The Bounty Hunter is no longer a wanted man in Mexico, and how many of us can say that?
Well, all of us probably. Anyway, Dog The Bounty Hunter has lived with the threat of extradition to Mexico over his head for some time now, after an ill-advised bounty-hunting jaunt there in 2003, but now a Mexican court has dropped his charges.
Dog The Bounty Hunter's a free man again! Finally he'll be able to ditch that ridiculous disguise of his and live his life normally again.
That is a disguise, right?
Awesome Or Off-Putting: Mexican Roswell
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
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Aliens/UFOs In 1947 many would tell you a UFO crashed in Roswell, New Mexico and ignited ET-mania across the globe. It was a major case in which hundreds of pieces of evidence - be they physical or otherwise - have been held up in an attempt to prove to the world that the crash really happened, and the government most definitely doesn't want you to know.
Well the United States isn't the only place where something like this happened. In Mexico, for instance, a civilian airplane is said to have collided with a UFO, sending both machines plummeting to the ground. A difference in this case though, is that according to a History Channel special on the event - all the Mexican military who were involved in retrieving and transporting the object died en-route.