You! Yes, you! Are you yearning for a bit of simplicity in your otherwise hopelessly complex life? Then why not play Mexican Hat Catch, the game where you catch some Mexican hats.

And that's all. In Mexican Hat Catch you play a little Mexican hat-catcher who catches a bunch of Mexican hats that fall from the sky, possibly because the God of Mexican hats was having some sort of Mexican hat garage sale. Anyway, move from left to right catching as many Mexican hats as you can and you will have done well at Mexican Hat Catch. The end.