Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Lady GaGa has a new video out again for us to all split into two camps about. One camp is the “Hurray! She’s weird and fresh! Just what pop needs!”, the other is the “Boo! She’s an idiot! An attention seeking idiot! Make her go away!”
This promo for ‘You And I’ will be no different as it features a sexually charged GaGa (or three) messing about with vomit, mermaids, quiffs and Heston Blumenthal.
What? Really? Yes. It’s all a warning about the perils of mixing fish with ice-cream.
Most of you resent having anything to do with popular culture, preferring to ferret yourselves away next to your pointless collection of Korean horror films and albums made by bearded pricks with acoustic guitars.
This means you will have invariably missed the gigantic outrage caused by Lady GaGa’s mocking the afflicted. Afflicted with what? Afflicted with wheels, that’s what.
That’s right kiddiekins! GaGa has done one of her daft performances again, taking to the stage in a wheelchair while dressed as a mermaid. Of course, everyone has thrown up their lunch with disgust, spelling the word ‘vile’ out with their stomach lining. As disgusting and hate-filled toward the disabled GaGa is, Bette Midler would also like everyone to know that she hates people in wheelchairs too!
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Israel’s got a lot on its plate right now – what with all this talk of nuking Iran, nuking Syria, nuking Lebanon and the constant need to police the wailing wall for people who are clapping too vigorously. Seriously – it all adds up. The last thing they need right now is multiple eye-witnesses claiming an actual mermaid is haunting their shores.
But that’s what they got anyway.
