Michael Jackson Is Exactly Like Jesus, Says Speech Debelle It’s good when C-list celebrities share their political views isn’t it? Like the time Lee Ryan Out Of Blue told America to stop harping on about 9/11 because an elephant had just died somewhere. Or words to that effect. What’s even better than C-list celebrities sharing their political opinions is Z-list celebrities espousing their theological beliefs. Recently it was the turn of Speech Debelle to emit some spiritual pellets of wisdom.

Mercury Prize Nominations: The Video The nominations for this year's Mercury Music Prize are out, and it looks like it'll be a bumper year. Among the Mercury Prize nominees are: A girl who looks a bit like Lily Allen! A ginger girl who barely sells any records! Some people who really want to be Oasis! Another ginger girl who looks like she's about four years old! Some miserable Scottish people! A genuine hecklerspray reader who we really want to win! And a bunch of other clowns that nobody has heard of! No doubt you'll be hearing more from us on the Mercury Prize soon, but until then you could do a lot worse than to watch our pal Eleanor Conway interview the nominees in this spiffy little video...

Elbow Win The Mercury Prize And Arse Up Our Prediction Well, just be glad you don’t come running to us for advice and guidance on the more trivial matters in life. If you asked us the best way to meet a girl and maintain it in to a relationship, we may just say something inappropriate like “get her drunk first”. So it may ...

It’s Mercury Prize Time Again! Hooray! The Mercury Prize is waking from its sleepy hibernation to once again throw up a selection of albums to confuse everyone with. Typically, there are a few nominees that everyone thinks will win because they're popular and, of course, there are the albums that no-one has ever heard of before. But this also means you can boost your own street cred and boast to people “Yeah, I had that album wayyyyyyy before it was swallowed up by the mass music-buying masses.”