Jamie Lynn Spears Brings About Societal Devastation On A Mass Scale Despair is a pretty common theme when it comes to writing about celebrities - especially when it comes to their impact on popular culture. Never let it be said that people around the world are anything more than mindless drones, willing to copy any trend pushed in front of them. So it comes as no surprise that half of the world's media have jumped onto the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears' recent plopping-out of a baby and subsequent photoshoot with said ball of illegitimate flesh could have an effect on teenage pregnancy levels around the world. Because young girls are even more stupid than the everyday moron. The world is sure to become a much worse place. Despair once again sets in.

Tom Cruise Likened To Mentalist, Doctor Likened To Nazi, Scientology Unsurprisingly Involved A doctor, Playboy and Nazis. With just three clues we want you, our intrepid readers, to guess what this story could possibly be about. Though that does mean ignoring the picture next to this text. And the headline. Hmm...

That's right, it's Tom Cruise News! Was there ever any doubt? Yes, it would seem we live in a world where it makes more than enough sense for a comment in Playboy magazine by a TV doctor to result in said doctor being likened to a Nazi, on behalf of the Cruiser's legal representation. We at hecklerspray are confused and annoyed by this world, but we soldier on.