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The Men’s Health Guide To Seducing Megan Fox

by Amy Grindhouse on September 2, 2009 6 Comments

Megan Fox, Cosmopolitan, Men's HealthThere is only one source on this earth that is better at producing terrifying quotables than the Men’s Health sex advice column – Megan Fox, in just about every interview that she has ever given.

Men’s Health bend over backwards every month to produce the most unbelievably stupid relationship advice they can. Yet without even trying their arch-nemesis Megan repeatedly wipes the floor with them in the Who Can Produce The Stupidest Quotes This Month contest.

The latest relationship advice from the Men’s Health sex column is entitled Make Her Seduce You. While Megan’s contest entry this month comes from the October 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan.

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She’s Just Not That Into You

by Amy Grindhouse on July 29, 2009 5 Comments

chris-pine-mens-health-may-2009Being that – well – I’m sans a peen, I don’t happen to be a regular reader of Men’s Health magazine.

However, one gathers that it is as sophisticated at dishing out relationship advice as Cosmopolitan magazine is at teaching 30 somethings how to snare a mate without the aid of bear traps.

The magazine recently came back on the radar after breaking its own cardinal rules and putting clothed males on the cover. Under the guise of advertising the clothing worn, they single-handedly dissuaded their female readers from purchasing the publication. Let’s face it, they weren’t buying it for the articles.

Pretty sure no one buys this mess for the articles. Only for the hopes of getting buff, laid and kitting out their pad in a non-poncy way. In that order.

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