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A Christmas Carol Reminds Weekend Box Office Of Death

by Stuart Heritage on November 9, 2009 2 Comments

weekend box office, Christmas Carol, The Fourth Kind, Men Who Stare At Goats, The Box, This Is ItMerry Christmas, everyone! Ho ho ho! What did you get for Christmas? Anything good? Did it snow?

Ho ho ho! Ho ho… hang on a minute. It isn’t Christmas. It isn’t anywhere remotely near Christmas. It’s barely November. We haven’t even started to build up our reserve of goodwill towards all men yet. In fact, we still think most men are wankers.

So why is A Christmas Carol the number one movie at the weekend box office? Because it’s not very good and everyone’s trying to get it out of the way early so that it doesn’t bugger up everyone’s Christmas? Oh, right.

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George Clooney’s Got A New Girlfriend, So Hooray For That

by Stuart Heritage on September 9, 2009 0 Comments

George Clooney, George Clooney Venice, Elisabetta Canalis, Men Who Stare At GoatsAre you a girl who suffers from a counterfactual over-estimation of your own physical attractiveness? You are?

Then you’d better sit down. George Clooney is taken. Yes, again. Yesterday at the Venice Film Festival, George Clooney turned up to the premiere of his new movie with Elisabetta Canalis, his new Italian girlfriend. In a speedboat. Which, to be fair, is about as George Clooney as you can get. Unless he was mixing a cocktail and smugly chortling about how brilliant it is to be him at the same time. Which he probably was.

Anyway, Elisabetta Canalis. Don’t bother memorising it.

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