Some Book: John Lennon Lusted After Bandmates And His Own Mother Good news everybody. John Lennon wasn't gay, and he never once longed for a fleshy-fencing match with Paul McCartney, if you catch our meaning. This is new information recently come to light due to some guy's brand new money-grubbing book. Well, actually the reverse information came out in his book, meaning of course that tucked away in one of his chapters is a little segment where Lennon wanted to fertilise all of Paul's lady-eggs in the worst way. Since the book came out someone asked Paul point blank if it was true - and he said aside from a little light necking, John had never, ever expressed any such desires. Or something like that anyway. We're actually not sure if that 'necking' part was really in McCartney's answer or not.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Off With All Of Italy

Lindsay Lohan is nothing if not a people person, so long as those people are male, Italian, slightly demented by lust and in possession of a tongue that they can waggle around inside Lindsay's gob.

Lindsay Lohan, you see, was in Capri recently for a film festival - something that she celebrated by snogging the arse off almost all of the island's men. Well, three of them at least - if accounts are to be believed, Lindsay Lohan managed to smooch waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio and actors Dario Faiella and Eduardo Costa all within the space of 24 hours. So it seems that Lindsay Lohan's type is Italian men from Capri. Well, Italian men. Well, men. Well, humans. Well, any living creature of any kind, really. Or objects. Any living creature or any inanimate object. We hope that's narrowed it down a little.