Articles tagged with: memoirs
15-Year-Old Miley Cyrus To Write Her Bra-Heavy Memoirs
Miley Cyrus has conquered every medium she's tried; TV, film, music, reputation-sullying internet underwear photos - she's queen of them all. But what about the world of autobiographies? Why, no. Of course not. Miley Cyrus is only 15 years old. For Miley Cyrus to write an autobiography at such a young age would be to insult the intelligence of her fans in just about the most unforgivable way possible. That's something we can all agree on. Well, all of us except Miley Cyrus and the Disney Book Group, because it's been announced that the Miley Cyrus memoirs are coming out soon. We're especially looking forward to the chapter about how, by the age of 12, Miley Cyrus had more money than all of us would ever earn from a lifetime of backbreaking physical labour combined. Fun!
Miley Cyrus has conquered every medium she's tried; TV, film, music, reputation-sullying internet underwear photos - she's queen of them all. But what about the world of autobiographies? Why, no. Of course not. Miley Cyrus is only 15 years old. For Miley Cyrus to write an autobiography at such a young age would be to insult the intelligence of her fans in just about the most unforgivable way possible. That's something we can all agree on. Well, all of us except Miley Cyrus and the Disney Book Group, because it's been announced that the Miley Cyrus memoirs are coming out soon. We're especially looking forward to the chapter about how, by the age of 12, Miley Cyrus had more money than all of us would ever earn from a lifetime of backbreaking physical labour combined. Fun!
George Michael To Write What He Can Remember About His Life
Want to know exactly what was going through George Michael's mind when he waggled his todger at a policeman in a public Los Angeles toilet?
Oh, come on, yes you do. You do. Just like you want to know how George Michael felt when he called up Richard and Judy to defend getting caught wanking off a stranger in a bush.
And soon you'll know, because George Michael has just announced that he's to write his autobiography, and it'll include every single important event from his life apart from all the bits that he forgot because he fell asleep in the middle of them.
