If you were Melissa Joan Hart, you’d probably want to be known for something other than Sabrina The Teenage Witch.
So good for Melissa Joan Hart. She’s finally exorcised the witch. Now, whenever people think of her, they won’t think of all the things that defined her hit show – like the creepy talking cat, her weirdly sexual aunt and the fact that appeared to still be attending high school in her mid-thirties – they’ll think of her as the woman who once came eighth in a middling season of Dancing With The Stars.
Unless Louie Vito gets remembered for that instead. He came eighth on Dancing With The Stars last night, too.
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Dancing With The Stars is easily the best show on television. No, wait, not best – we meant least accurately titled.
It’s true. None of the words correlate. For one, the Dancing With The Stars contestants aren’t actually stars, let alone the definitive star collection that the titular use of the word ‘The’ suggests. Second, their graceless plodding technically isn’t dancing. Third, we’re not dancing with anyone – we’re just watching. Really it should be called Looking At Some People You Vaguely Recognise Clump Around A Bit.
Anyway, Dancing With The Stars is back. Who’s in it? Find out after the jump.
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