Mel Gibson must be over the moon – he’s finally got enough children to become the star of his own reality TV show.
Imagine what a perfect show that would be. It’d be almost exactly like Jon & Kate Plus 8, if only the internal dynamic of that show was based on Jon Gosselin‘s constant struggle to avoid another full-blown anti-Semitic alcoholic relapse instead of John Gosselin’s constant struggle to stop the world seeing how bald he’s going.
But anyway, our point is that Mel Gibson became the father of his eighth baby on Friday. Mother and baby are fine, but the father can be a bit of a dick sometimes.
