Official: American Idol Crushes Joy First American Idol ditched Alexis Grace, now Megan Joy - thank God there's no contestant called Barry Innocence. Because if there was, he'd be a marked man. Last night Megan Joy became the latest contestant to be eliminated from American Idol. Why? Was it because she refused to conform to the reality TV stereotype? Was it because the American Idol judges couldn't handle her profound level of truth? No, it's because two nights ago Megan Joy did her very best impression of a wounded lamb at an off-key, Rohypnol-informed Bob Marley karaoke party, and it was worse than death. Simple, really.

Look! Here’s Your American Idol Top 13 Hate-Targets! Tonight, the top 13 American Idol contestants take part in the first of this year's soul-destroying live finals. So, you know, hooray for that. The American Idol finalists are gently being eased into the competition, because tonight is Michael Jackson night and therefore all they need to do to impress the judges is squeak a lot and, if possible, turn into either a giant plasticine rabbit or quite a nice car. However, there's just one thing wrong here - we don't actually know who any of the top 13 American Idol contestants actually are. So we suppose we should bloody find out, then...