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Sharon Osbourne Sued By Only Woman More Mannish Than Her

by Stuart Heritage on March 3, 2009 0 Comments

Sharon Osbourne needs to learn that she can’t just attack someone without experiencing any repercussions.

Unless she attacked Kelly Osbourne, obviously. Then we’d probably stage a Murder On The Orient Express-style cover-up out of nothing but sheer gratitude. It’s not relevant to this story, but we would. Someone tell Sharon we would.

Anyway, one woman who Sharon Osbourne allegedly did attack is Megan Hauserman, the girl famous for being in that video of Sharon Osbourne attacking her. And now Megan Hauserman is suing Sharon Osbourne for it. Wouldn’t have happened if Sharon Osbourne had attacked Kelly Osbourne, that’s all we’re saying.

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Sharon Osbourne Investigated For Reality Show ‘Thump Attack’

by Stuart Heritage on December 16, 2008 0 Comments

Just because Sharon Osbourne’s face looks more and more like a novelty eraser shaped like a pineapple, you shouldn’t mess with her.

No, really, you shouldn’t mess with Sharon Osbourne. And you shouldn’t not mess with Sharon Osbourne, either. Because if you mess with Sharon Osbourne – or don’t mess with Sharon Osbourne – then you’ll end up getting attacked by her. Or not getting attacked by her.

Vague enough? Good. Because Sharon Osbourne is being investigated by police after allegedly attacking a reality TV show contestant who may or may not called Ozzy Osbourne ‘braindead’. We hope that clears things up.

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