Articles tagged with: Megan Fox Single
Megan Fox Evicts Herself From Ex-Fiance’s House
If you're 14 years old, male and constantly aroused, you might want to start investing in some breath mints. Because Megan Fox is single. She's definitely single. Yes, we know that Megan Fox broke off her engagement to Brian Austin Green last week, which usually denotes a certain amount of singleness, but now Megan Fox has moved her stuff out of his house, too. And you know what that means? It means that Brian Austin Green, having lost the most attractive person he'll ever get the chance to be with, is now officially the new Jennifer Aniston. Have fun with that, Brian.
If you're 14 years old, male and constantly aroused, you might want to start investing in some breath mints. Because Megan Fox is single. She's definitely single. Yes, we know that Megan Fox broke off her engagement to Brian Austin Green last week, which usually denotes a certain amount of singleness, but now Megan Fox has moved her stuff out of his house, too. And you know what that means? It means that Brian Austin Green, having lost the most attractive person he'll ever get the chance to be with, is now officially the new Jennifer Aniston. Have fun with that, Brian.
Megan Fox: The Wedding’s Off And So’s The Tattoo
The lady from Transformers has announced that her engagement is over. We suggest all 14-year-old boys take a moment to breathe before reading any further. Statfacts: 44% of people watching the Transformers movie wanted to run their fingers through Shia LaBeouf's beautiful hair. 48% wanted an hour alone with Megan Fox, a cupful of honey and Megan Fox's four most beautiful girlfriends. The other 8% wanted to become a Decepticon and shoot their history teacher up his bum. Congratulations, 48%, your dream edges closer to reality.
The lady from Transformers has announced that her engagement is over. We suggest all 14-year-old boys take a moment to breathe before reading any further. Statfacts: 44% of people watching the Transformers movie wanted to run their fingers through Shia LaBeouf's beautiful hair. 48% wanted an hour alone with Megan Fox, a cupful of honey and Megan Fox's four most beautiful girlfriends. The other 8% wanted to become a Decepticon and shoot their history teacher up his bum. Congratulations, 48%, your dream edges closer to reality.
