Deep down, everyone wants to be Megan Fox – and by ‘everyone’ we mean a handful of unfathomably creepy teenage boys.
But being Megan Fox is hard. You might think it’s all constant glamour, endless parties and compulsive Purell use because you know that everyone you’ve ever shaken hands with has probably just masturbated, but it’s not. Sometimes Megan Fox gets sad. And sometimes Megan Fox gets angry. Sometimes Megan Fox even suffers from self-loathing.
This news has come as a total shock. We’ve seen all of Megan Fox’s movies, so we assumed that the only emotion she understood was ‘vacant incomprehension’.