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We must begin with an apology to the nation’s High School teachers: you are about to experience an outbreak amongst your male pupils of awkwardly hunched walking, unwillingness to stand up, and the drawing of hugely-penised human-like robots – bearing the faces of your pupils – rogering SciFi film heroines.
Sorry.
