Megan Fox: No Wedding Ever, Or Something Megan Fox knows that her appeal lies solely in the fact that she looks exactly like a mid-price inflatable sex doll. And if, for any reason, she stopped being sexy - or at least stopped looking like a police sketch artist's representation of what a sexy girl probably looks like, which is more accurate - then Megan Fox's entire career would wither up and die. So to help herself out a little, Megan Fox has decided to tell the world that she's never getting married. Which is a bit of a bummer because Megan Fox has apparently just got engaged again. Whoops.