Articles tagged with: Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
Megan Fox Evicts Herself From Ex-Fiance’s House
If you're 14 years old, male and constantly aroused, you might want to start investing in some breath mints. Because Megan Fox is single. She's definitely single. Yes, we know that Megan Fox broke off her engagement to Brian Austin Green last week, which usually denotes a certain amount of singleness, but now Megan Fox has moved her stuff out of his house, too. And you know what that means? It means that Brian Austin Green, having lost the most attractive person he'll ever get the chance to be with, is now officially the new Jennifer Aniston. Have fun with that, Brian.
If you're 14 years old, male and constantly aroused, you might want to start investing in some breath mints. Because Megan Fox is single. She's definitely single. Yes, we know that Megan Fox broke off her engagement to Brian Austin Green last week, which usually denotes a certain amount of singleness, but now Megan Fox has moved her stuff out of his house, too. And you know what that means? It means that Brian Austin Green, having lost the most attractive person he'll ever get the chance to be with, is now officially the new Jennifer Aniston. Have fun with that, Brian.
