Articles tagged with: Megan Fox
Megan Fox Killed Off In Transformers 3?
Note to Megan Fox: Some people don't like being called Hitler - especially when they're your boss.
Apparently, in retaliation for her Hitler jibe, Michael Bay has decided to kill Megan Fox off in Transformers 3. If you ask us, he's gone light on Megan - after all, this is a man who would blow up a children's nursery if it got in between him and a badly conceptualised script.
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Megan Fox’s Body Doesn’t Convince People To Watch Movie!
Over the weekend, the latest Megan Fox movie opened for business, then whimpered its way through the first few nights, barely creating a ripple on the vast Hollywood ocean. Meanwhile the cartoon about meatballs caused a splash the size of Philip Seymour Hoffman high diving into a shot glass. What in hellfire is going on here? The Megan Fox film is called "Jennifer's Body", it's got Fox playing the part of "Jennifer". Surely that makes it Megan Fox's body, no? Who wouldn't want to see a film about Megan Fox's body? The answer to that question is this: barely anyone. Especially not on a massive cinema screen, where it would be ten times more intense, and twenty-three times bigger. Has everyone turned gay? Again, the answer is a resounding "no". Not everyone has turned gay. Some people might have, but that probably had little to do with this particular actress, and more to do with genetics, hormones, and an insatiable urge to wear swimming knickers instead of long Bermuda-style trunks. No, the real reason that the masses have avoided this horror-slash-comedy romp is that Fox is fast becoming rather difficult to like.
Over the weekend, the latest Megan Fox movie opened for business, then whimpered its way through the first few nights, barely creating a ripple on the vast Hollywood ocean. Meanwhile the cartoon about meatballs caused a splash the size of Philip Seymour Hoffman high diving into a shot glass. What in hellfire is going on here? The Megan Fox film is called "Jennifer's Body", it's got Fox playing the part of "Jennifer". Surely that makes it Megan Fox's body, no? Who wouldn't want to see a film about Megan Fox's body? The answer to that question is this: barely anyone. Especially not on a massive cinema screen, where it would be ten times more intense, and twenty-three times bigger. Has everyone turned gay? Again, the answer is a resounding "no". Not everyone has turned gay. Some people might have, but that probably had little to do with this particular actress, and more to do with genetics, hormones, and an insatiable urge to wear swimming knickers instead of long Bermuda-style trunks. No, the real reason that the masses have avoided this horror-slash-comedy romp is that Fox is fast becoming rather difficult to like.
This Just In: Megan Fox Doesn’t Like Herself Very Much Sometimes
Deep down, everyone wants to be Megan Fox - and by 'everyone' we mean a handful of unfathomably creepy teenage boys. But being Megan Fox is hard. You might think it's all constant glamour, endless parties and compulsive Purell use because you know that everyone you've ever shaken hands with has probably just masturbated, but it's not. Sometimes Megan Fox gets sad. And sometimes Megan Fox gets angry. Sometimes Megan Fox even suffers from self-loathing. This news has come as a total shock. We've seen all of Megan Fox's movies, so we assumed that the only emotion she understood was 'vacant incomprehension'.
Deep down, everyone wants to be Megan Fox - and by 'everyone' we mean a handful of unfathomably creepy teenage boys. But being Megan Fox is hard. You might think it's all constant glamour, endless parties and compulsive Purell use because you know that everyone you've ever shaken hands with has probably just masturbated, but it's not. Sometimes Megan Fox gets sad. And sometimes Megan Fox gets angry. Sometimes Megan Fox even suffers from self-loathing. This news has come as a total shock. We've seen all of Megan Fox's movies, so we assumed that the only emotion she understood was 'vacant incomprehension'.
Megan Fox Naked? Don’t Get Your Hopes Up, Perverts
Thanks to Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene and that Grey's Anatomy bloke, we're currently in golden age of celebrity nudity. But one star isn't getting naked. And it's the person who everyone most wants to see completely nude, too. That's right - Angela Lansbury. Oh, and Megan Fox, too, we suppose. Megan Fox has declared that she'll never get naked in a film - devastating millions of horny, hairy-handed teenage boys in the process. She's just got too much dignity, you see. So what can everyone masturbate over instead? The countless photoshoots of Megan Fox writhing around in her knickers? Oh, OK.
Thanks to Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene and that Grey's Anatomy bloke, we're currently in golden age of celebrity nudity. But one star isn't getting naked. And it's the person who everyone most wants to see completely nude, too. That's right - Angela Lansbury. Oh, and Megan Fox, too, we suppose. Megan Fox has declared that she'll never get naked in a film - devastating millions of horny, hairy-handed teenage boys in the process. She's just got too much dignity, you see. So what can everyone masturbate over instead? The countless photoshoots of Megan Fox writhing around in her knickers? Oh, OK.
The Men’s Health Guide To Seducing Megan Fox
There is only one source on this earth that is better at producing terrifying quotables than the Men's Health sex advice column - Megan Fox, in just about every interview that she has ever given. Men's Health bend over backwards every month to produce the most unbelievably stupid relationship advice they can. Yet without even trying their arch-nemesis Megan repeatedly wipes the floor with them in the Who Can Produce The Stupidest Quotes This Month contest. The latest relationship advice from the Men's Health sex column is entitled Make Her Seduce You. While Megan's contest entry this month comes from the October 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan.
There is only one source on this earth that is better at producing terrifying quotables than the Men's Health sex advice column - Megan Fox, in just about every interview that she has ever given. Men's Health bend over backwards every month to produce the most unbelievably stupid relationship advice they can. Yet without even trying their arch-nemesis Megan repeatedly wipes the floor with them in the Who Can Produce The Stupidest Quotes This Month contest. The latest relationship advice from the Men's Health sex column is entitled Make Her Seduce You. While Megan's contest entry this month comes from the October 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan.
Batman 3: Megan Fox IS Catwoman, Unless She Isn’t
It's Cher who we feel most sorry for, of course. We thought that Cher had the Batman 3 Catwoman role all sewn up. But, no, Megan Fox had to waltz in and snatch it from her. Damn you, Megan Fox. What's your Catwoman going to like, huh? All young and sexy, probably. Well that's not good enough - we wanted Batman 3 to feature a doddery 63-year-old Catwoman dressed in a vicar's doily who'd been scientifically reconstructed from scraps of medical waste. And now you've spoilt it, Megan Fox. Because you're the new Catwoman, aren't you? Aren't you? What's that? Probably not? Oh.
It's Cher who we feel most sorry for, of course. We thought that Cher had the Batman 3 Catwoman role all sewn up. But, no, Megan Fox had to waltz in and snatch it from her. Damn you, Megan Fox. What's your Catwoman going to like, huh? All young and sexy, probably. Well that's not good enough - we wanted Batman 3 to feature a doddery 63-year-old Catwoman dressed in a vicar's doily who'd been scientifically reconstructed from scraps of medical waste. And now you've spoilt it, Megan Fox. Because you're the new Catwoman, aren't you? Aren't you? What's that? Probably not? Oh.
Megan Fox Replacing Victoria Beckham as Armani’s New T&A
Will Megan Fox's T&A replace that of Victoria Beckham as the new "face" of Armani? Megan Fox's remaining fans who didn't turn their backs (or genitals) on her during Megan Fox Media Blackout Day, will be chomping at the bit over this news. In only a few months time, we could be seeing a wooden, black and white Megan with her goodies hanging out of a pair of overpriced smalls. Victoria Beckham's formerly inflated assets had been doing a sterling job of representing the brand for the last two years. During that time we have had the pleasure of watching her contort herself into a delightful array or poses, all for the sake of art.
Will Megan Fox's T&A replace that of Victoria Beckham as the new "face" of Armani? Megan Fox's remaining fans who didn't turn their backs (or genitals) on her during Megan Fox Media Blackout Day, will be chomping at the bit over this news. In only a few months time, we could be seeing a wooden, black and white Megan with her goodies hanging out of a pair of overpriced smalls. Victoria Beckham's formerly inflated assets had been doing a sterling job of representing the brand for the last two years. During that time we have had the pleasure of watching her contort herself into a delightful array or poses, all for the sake of art.
