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Megan Fox is Mega Pregnant

April 12th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Megan Fox, the girl once known as Angelina Jolie 2.0, but now barely known at all, was somewhat famously married to the awkward one who got hot on the original “Beverly Hills 90210” (I’m referring to Brian Austin Green) for several years. They had their first son in 2012, their second son in 2014, then divorced last year. Yes, it’s all very tragic.

Megan hasn’t been actively dating anyone, at least not as far as the public knows, and if the public doesn’t know then it mustn’t be happening, right? That’s what made is so odd when Megan showed up to a viewing of her sure to be shitty Ninja Turtles sequel with a prominent baby bump.

Megan Fox Nude is Everything You Ever Wanted (33 PICS)

Megan Fox is sexy and she knows it. She was bullied in middle school for being popular with boys and dropped out of high school to show off her boobs in Hollywood. And it’s been a fun show ever since.

You probably first found out about Fox from the Transformer movies although she has had a wonderful early career in TV shows like Hope & Faith, where she was super young, hot and fresh.

Sometimes when we get jaded about Hollywood and how it corrupts, we go back to watch old episodes of this show so we can ogle at a teenage Megan Fox. Somehow she reminds us of the sexy Bella Thorne, who is eleven years younger and equally hot.

10 Celebs Who Completely Changed Their Faces

June 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In Hollywood, getting a touch up here and there is basically the norm. Very few people haven’t had a least a little something done. However, some people take it too far or make one move that completely changes their faces and looks forever (case in point: the entire Jackson family).

The following 10 celebrities may not look bas, necessarily, but they sure don’t look the same as they did when they became famous. Occasionally, their change is for the better, but, for the most part, everyone ends up looking like cats (why does plastic surgery make everyone look like a fucking cat, AMIRITE?!)

Leaked Email Regarding Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Film

March 5th, 2013 By Daniel Dockery

What's up, Bay Z? Oh, sorry, Michael Bay Z. Let's keep this thing formal. I got your email about working on a plot synopsis for your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

I brainstormed really hard, took a few minutes and whipped one up. It's an honor to take something that so many people like and change it almost entirely. Were gonna blow people?s minds with this one.

I tried to give it some of that Michael Bay flavor. Hope you like it!

Why Megan Fox Is Really Easy to Hate

December 29th, 2012 By Chris Chambers

Gorgeous Megan Fox, who gave birth to her first child just? three months ago,?has?recently made a few appearances?to promote her new film, Judd Apatow’s “This is 40”?… and to say that she’s arousing strong reactions would be an understatement.

Megan’s primary offense has been?looking too good too soon after having a baby … and not even having the grace to apologize for it. She also managed to get the Mommy Mafia all riled up?because she hired a night nurse to take care of her newborn so she can sleep. Perish the thought.

Britain’s Got Talented Freaks

March 27th, 2012 By Kris Silver

What is the fascination that TV talent shows have with letting us know that those who look like they hit every branch of the ugly tree shortly after plummeting from its peak, all have some for of inner beauty that we're supposed to admire and warm our cold, black hearts with?

Jonathan Antoine is the latest uggo to drop his trousers and have the ungreased fist of ITV?s Lord and Saviour, Simon Cowell, operating those gorgeous vocal chords, located somewhere beneath that 3^rd or 4^th chin.

Following in the very deep footsteps of Susan Boyle, Michelle McManus and, yes, even Rick Waller, Jonathan and, to a lesser extent, his singing partner, Charlotte something, have burst onto our screens and will, for the 4^th or 5^th year running, remind us that REAL beauty, the kind of beauty you SHOULD care about, is on the inside.

Megan Fox Used To Feel So Damn Unpretty, Or, How To Fish For Compliments The Celebrity Way

February 24th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Like those girls who take pictures of themselves in bikinis, tweet them and say “Oh, I feel so fat!” and those that peddle a line of cod-loneliness in a bid to appear attractively quirky, Megan Fox needs some compliments because she doesn’t feel pretty.

Isn’t that a terrible shame? Don’t you just want to rush up to her and tell her she’s the most beautiful thing you ever did see?

If you do, well done, you’re part of the problem.

Megan Fox Might Be Upset That She Was Caught Cheating. Maybe.

July 13th, 2011 By Amy Grindhouse

We’re more scared of lawyers than we are of spiders – so we’re going to tread carefully, all the while shrieking and flapping like a bunch of hysterical women if any of us sees an actual spider. It’s being reported that the wandering lady garden of Megan Fox bad touched Shia LaBeouf for a whole six months while they were filming together. And, it’s further alleged it’s ruining Megan’s marriage.

Backing up a little, for clarity and because someone needs to hoover under our feet, their tryst first began on the set of Alien Robots Smash Things.

It would appear, at the behest of director Michael Bay, the 20-somethings pretended to fancy each other and that turned into sleeping together.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Prince Harry Are Getting Married After Jason Statham Gets Murdered

July 4th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Y’know Rosie Huntington-Whiteley? Of course you don’t… unless you’re 13 years old and have your member in your hand. For the grown-ups among you, she’s the new ‘piece’ in the woeful Transformers film. She’s the woman who has stepped into Megan Fox’s thong.

Looking at her, you can see she’s all neck and lips, very much the human form of Oblina from Aaah! Real Monsters. This, naturally, means that she’s a woman lusted after by the entire world (who doesn’t like a woman who is essentially a thin cylinder with a haircut?) and can have her pick of the eligible bachelors.

So who has she got her heart set on? Some dashing Hollywood dunderhead? Some corned-beef brained NFL player with arms wider than Ed Milliband’s vocabulary? NOPE. She’s wanting some of that Blue Blood in her system as she eyes up Prince Harry for nefarious night-time activities.

Shia LeBeouf And Megan Fox Have Swapped Bodily Fluids While She Was With Her Now Husband

June 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Are you a teenager? Chances are you fancy Megan Fox then. She’s effectively an alt.fancy piece as designed on a computer game by young men yet to touch the flesh of another woman, aside from the girls they kinda fancy who they keep punching in the schoolyard.

No right minded adult would lust over Fox because she possesses all the sexual allure of a mop.

Still, that didn’t stop Shia LaBeouf who has admitted that he hooked up with Megan while they were making the Transformers films (read our Transformers 3 review here). Better still, she was probably attached to her now-husband Brian Austin Green at the time.