Popsugar has a book club. A book club. Can you imagine the comment wars if we actually made you go and read a book? Insanity – Popsugar

The perfect video. At first you’ll hate it, then you’ll enjoy it in an ironic way, but 98 seconds in you’ll find yourself actually in love with it. Fact.

Now you come to mention it, what is going on with Meg Matthews‘ face? – Holy Moly

Weezer are making a new album. Maybe this one will only make us want to pull one of our ears off and stamp on it - NME

The greatest imaginary places where all the imaginary people on TV hang out – Yep Yep

Older than 35? Near Texas? Sexy? Female? You should apply for this here TV show. Then call us – TV Land

Ha ha ha look, funny translated signs in bad English that we found on the internet. Ha ha ha. Funny – Allfunnystuff

Everything you need to know about the new Metallica album. Literally everything - Popjustice

“Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove” – Kiss This Guy

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