Articles tagged with: medication
Let’s All Guess What Amy Winehouse Is In Hospital For Now
They tried to make Amy Winehouse go to hospital, but she said - well actually she was fairly unresponsive, so they took her to hospital. That's right, it's time for another installment of our four-billion-part series 'Amy Winehouse Goes To Hospital For Something That's Probably Got Something To Do With Drugs.' In this edition, Amy Winehouse goes to hospital for something that's probably got something to do with drugs. Apparently Amy Winehouse was admitted to a clinic on Sunday after reacting badly to medication, and she's been kept there to undergo tests. Sadly, those tests include the 'Here's a picture of a fan, do you sincerely thank them for their support or punch them in the face?' test and the 'Is it better to look like a human being or a cave drawing of a rampaging lizardman?' test, so it looks like Amy will remain in hospital for the foreseeable.
They tried to make Amy Winehouse go to hospital, but she said - well actually she was fairly unresponsive, so they took her to hospital. That's right, it's time for another installment of our four-billion-part series 'Amy Winehouse Goes To Hospital For Something That's Probably Got Something To Do With Drugs.' In this edition, Amy Winehouse goes to hospital for something that's probably got something to do with drugs. Apparently Amy Winehouse was admitted to a clinic on Sunday after reacting badly to medication, and she's been kept there to undergo tests. Sadly, those tests include the 'Here's a picture of a fan, do you sincerely thank them for their support or punch them in the face?' test and the 'Is it better to look like a human being or a cave drawing of a rampaging lizardman?' test, so it looks like Amy will remain in hospital for the foreseeable.
Amy Winehouse in Hospital Due to Medication Flipping Out Inside Her Guts
Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital yesterday due to a reaction to some super ultra-mysterious medication, so don’t even try to guess what it is. But this is good news. No really, it is. This provides science with empirical evidence about the number of cigarettes and mini bottles of booze cardiac muscle can tolerate, plus Amy gets another punch on her hospital card. One more visit and she gets a free colonoscopy with the purchase of a stomach pumping.
Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital yesterday due to a reaction to some super ultra-mysterious medication, so don’t even try to guess what it is. But this is good news. No really, it is. This provides science with empirical evidence about the number of cigarettes and mini bottles of booze cardiac muscle can tolerate, plus Amy gets another punch on her hospital card. One more visit and she gets a free colonoscopy with the purchase of a stomach pumping.
Britney Spears Not Pregnant, Just Fat From Gobbling Brain Pills
You may have been aware of rumours suggesting that Britney Spears had somehow managed to get pregnant. Well, relax, because apparently she isn't. True, Britney Spears might have a bit of a belly on her at the moment, but Britney says it's just her bipolar medication bloating her stomach out. But that's the thing with psychiatric brain medication, isn't it? Full of carbs. If only Britney Spears was diagnosed with another illness - like some kind of horrific wasting disease or the Ebola virus - instead of bipolar disorder, then they'd be lovely and happy and thin as a rake. No wonder she's so mental.
You may have been aware of rumours suggesting that Britney Spears had somehow managed to get pregnant. Well, relax, because apparently she isn't. True, Britney Spears might have a bit of a belly on her at the moment, but Britney says it's just her bipolar medication bloating her stomach out. But that's the thing with psychiatric brain medication, isn't it? Full of carbs. If only Britney Spears was diagnosed with another illness - like some kind of horrific wasting disease or the Ebola virus - instead of bipolar disorder, then they'd be lovely and happy and thin as a rake. No wonder she's so mental.
