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MC Hammer (real name Stanley McHammer) is a man famous for two things – ‘U Can’t Touch This’ and his hareem trousers. That’s about it. Think of anything else? Nope. Nothing. That’s pretty much everything covered.
BUT WAIT!
Hammer – who spunked his $20million fortune on sweets and crisps, leaving him with not much else – is coming back! What as? Well, as a guest at the Web 2.0 summit in San Francisco this week, he announced he was launching a search engine. No. This is not a joke.
Rap is one of those genres where, if you don’t have the look, you look like a complete bellend.
In the early nineties, you could get away with making a total twit of yourself in a video by randomly dancing around. MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice pulled this off without even trying. Sadly, their careers dried up and we got introduced to modern day rap idiots like 50 Cent and Eminem.
But the original monkeys of rap are back and if you happen to be unlucky enough to live in Utah, you can go to the gig!
