Oh God. An interview with a musician. What on Earth could possibly be said in an interview between two distinctly untalented, unoriginal people? Writers don’t know their arse from their elbow – and musicians? Well, they’re all posing idiots, right?

That shouldn’t stop anyone from trying though, as underlined by Mazes and their plucky noise-pop LP, ‘A Thousand Heys‘, which is what they happen to be plugging at the moment. Why else would they be doing an interview?

And so, a battle of wits ensued between Editor Mof and singer-songwriter Jack Cooper and sadly, both were unarmed. Read on to listen to views on unpopularity, the pointlessness of writers, shit-caked hugs and poorly executed fellatio.