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New Imelda May Single And Tour – Start Dribbling Now

August 27th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Imelda May is the siren of sleaze, bringing finger snapping rhythm and booze back from the brink of boring, linear pedestrian choogle. Yessir, with hips that mesmerise and a face you could stalk, Imelda has a new single out and a tour to announce. Start penning depraved fanboy and fangirl letters post-haste!

May first hit the radar after appearing on Jools Holland (and wisely ignoring his advances to sit in on piano) with the ace ‘Johnny Got A Boom Boom’, alerting those with ears that she had a fine, fine LP out called ‘Love Tattoo’.

After her last single, ‘Psycho’,vamped up garage punk, she’s now back with a new brassy-broad number, ‘?Mayhem’, which is released on 13th September on Decca Records. And we have the video for you to ogle.

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40-Year-Old Virgin’s Shelley Malil Arrested on Attempted Murder Charge

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

shelley malil 40 year old virgin attempted murder kendra beebe mayhem burglary budweiserIt would appear that Shelley Malil doesn’t take break-ups too well, if allegations levelled against him turn out to be true.

The actor, who played the well-known part of ‘that Indian guy’ on ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin’ was arrested for attempted murder after he allegedly stabbed his ex-girlfriend more than 20 times. He has also been charged with mayhem and burglary, which at least brings something of a smile to an otherwise horrific situation, if only for their funny names.

Out of interest, what is ‘mayhem’ as a charge? Would a megalomaniacal evil genius, bent on the destruction of humanity as we know it be simply charged with ‘mayhem’ when they unleashed their robotic hordes on the populace? Or would they be slapped with the seemingly far more rational charge of ‘genocide’?

But we digress, and must veer back to seriousness.

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