Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
If you read the title of this blog and thought “Who the fuck is Hailey Baldwin?” you are asking the right question, because in the words of my drunk mom at Martini Bar when some young hussy strolls by: “Who is this nobody?”
Hailey Baldwin is legit only famous for being bff with Kendall Jenner and briefly riding on Justin Bieber, which apparently qualifies her to be named Maxim’s hottest woman of the year. If I’d known it was so easy to win the title I really would have campaigned more.
In a move that would have been frowned-upon a mere three years ago, Maxim has named Miley Cyrus as Number 1 in their annual Hot 100 list.
That’s quite a bump up from her spot at No.68 in last year’s list, although she has had an entire year to earn a few more million dollars to throw at the magazine.
Are you a fan of the TV show House? Is it because you’re also a fan of watching the exact same thing happen week after week?
Or is it because of Olivia Wilde? It can’t be because of Olivia Wilde, because nobody actually knows who Olivia Wilde is. Unless you’re a reader of Maxim, that is, because it’s just named Olivia Wilde as the woman who most horny adolescent boys imagine while they thrash away at their exhausted red-raw todgers with their clammy little hands the second that their parents leave the house.
Or the world’s hottest woman. Either/or.
