Wailing popstar Christina Aguilera has given birth to a baby boy and decided to name it after a superhero robot from the future.

According to a post on her official website, Christina Aguilera gave birth to Max Liron Bratman on Saturday evening. While congratulations should obviously be extended to Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman, we shouldn't forget that this will be a stressful time in the Aguilera household, filled with abnormally loud off-kilter shrieking and various nauseatingly unpleasant sights and smells.

But we're sure that Max Liron will get used to his new mother sooner or later.