Articles tagged with: Maurice Greene
Maurice Greene Gets Booted Off Dancing With The Stars Too
Maurice Greene - the man who's a bit like Usain Bolt but not as fast or really as good - is out of Dancing With The Stars. This isn't a time for sadness, though, because Maurice Greene was still in the last five Dancing With The Stars contestants, making him - by our calculations - over 4,000 times better at dancing than Kim Kardashian but not nearly as good as that balloon-faced twonk from 'N Sync. And also, Maurice Greene should look on his Dancing With The Stars elimination as a positive thing - now that he doesn't have to dedicate so much of his life to dance training, Maurice Greene can go back to doing what he does best. We think that's running a short distance slightly slower than Usain Bolt. Correct us if we're wrong.
