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Ozzy Osbourne Doesn’t Bite The Head Off His Dog, But It Still Ends Up Dead

July 9th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Ozzy Osbourne, dog, mauled, coyote, killed, michael jackson, memorial, david carradine, steven wellsThe world of entertainment has lost another of its true greats, adding yet another name to the list of death in the last few months.

Following the hysterical splurge of affection for a man who just the day before was being mocked around the clock on Michael Jackson‘s death, through the shameful ignorance shown by the general populace on Steven Wells‘ death and after the rather embarrassing position David Carradine seemed to get himself into – before dying in said position – we have been left shocked by yet another loss.

Ozzy Osbourne‘s dog has been eaten by a coyote.

It’ll be alright – wipe away the tears.

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Tippi Hedren’s Tiger Mauls A Man

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Tippi Hedren Tiger mauls caretaker mauled wildlife sanctuary attackAs the star of The Birds, Tippi Hedren developed a profound understanding with all forms of wildlife – except for her tigers, which still go around indiscriminately mauling folk.

A tiger living the animal sanctuary owned by actress Tippi Hedren – who, along with The Birds, has also starred in The Birds II and one episode of Murder She Wrote – has attacked and mauled a caretaker who was cleaning out its enclosure, leaving him in a critical condition with multiple bite wounds. Speaking of the attack, Hedren said "What makes these animals so dangerous is for no reason at all this kind of accident can happen."

Which is funny, because we always assumed that what made tigers so dangerous is the fact that they're sodding tigers, you massive idiot.

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