Matthew Vaughn (producer/director of Kick Ass, X Men: First Class, Lock Stock etc) is finding himself in the middle of a baby drama. That’s not to say he’s remaking Three Men And A Little Lady, but rather, everyone thinks he’s got someone pregnant who isn’t his partner.
Everyone is talking behind their hands and saying that he’s the father of the thing that is currently growing inside of Mad Men’s January Jones. Yes, that’s her real name. And yes, she was born in January.
Now, January Jones is an attractive lady, so you may well think ‘Cuh! There ain’t a hope in hell that someone with a face like that could have sexual relations with a hottie like her!’, but you must remember that Vaughn is currently shacked up with Claudia Schiffer.
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Cosima Violet Vaughn Drummond. That’s what Claudia Schiffer has called her daughter. Cosima Violet Vaughn Drummond.
Read it. Take it in. Originally we planned to hold back the name of Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn‘s new baby and then spring it on you near the end of the article, but we chose not to on the off-chance that you’d keel over with despair or suddenly explode because you could stand the ridiculous sense of entitlement that comes with a name as silly as Cosima Violet Vaughn Drummond.
What will she become? Will she grow up to be a supermodel like her mother, or a film director like her dad? Nobody can really say for sure although, with a name like Cosima Violet Vaughn Drummond, we get the feeling that she’ll probably end up working in PR. No, that’s unfair – her name isn’t nearly silly enough for her to get a job in PR.
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