Cloverfield 2: Coming Soon, Unless It Isn’t As movie law states, a successful shaky-camera film should always be followed by a non-shaky film that everybody hates. It happened with The Blair With Project, and now it's probably going to be happening with Cloverfield too, so long as the director can get his act together. Almost a year after it was greenlit, Cloverfield director Matt Reeves still hasn't made is mind up about what to do with Cloverfield 2. Don't get him wrong, he has ideas about Cloverfield 2, he just doesn't know where to set it. Or who'll star in it. Or when it'll take place. Or what'll happen in it. Or if he'll direct it or not. But, seriously, once Matt Reeves has those details down, Cloverfield 2 is going to be excellent. Or rubbish. Or somewhere between those two.

Cloverfield: The Soul-Crushing Sequel Yammer

Now that Cloverfield - AKA The Blair Godzilla Project - has broken box office records, the time has inevitably come to talk sequels even though nobody really wants to see one.

Even though it's only been out for less than a week, it's been reported that a Cloverfield sequel is already in the works, with director Matt Reeves already brimming with ideas on how to gobble up every last penny explore every last creative avenue that a Cloverfield sequel would open.

However, if a Cloverfield sequel is made, let's not forget the lesson that The Matrix taught us - that no sequel is complete without a lengthy underground slow-motion rave scene.