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Matt Damon Needs to Just Stop (and a Slight Defense of Ben Affleck)

December 19th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

File this under: I definitely won’t be checking the comments section on this one, because Krysta is being too woke about feminism. In the bromance of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, I have amazingly found myself leaning towards Ben in regards to how they’ve both handled this whole “everyone in Hollywood is an habitual predator” thing.

This might shock some people, given that Ben has actually been thrown into the mix of dudes accused of groping women and being totally complicit to Harvey Weinstein’s predatory behavior, but please give me a minute to explain myself.

Jimmy Kimmel?s Wedding Was Probably Way More Fun Than Halle Berry?s

July 16th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Two famous couples got married over the weekend: Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez, and Jimmy Kimmel and?Molly McNearney. Both were undoubtedly wonderful events, romantic, moving,?blah blah blah …?but based on available reports, one sounds?a hell of a lot?more fun than the other. Let’s compare.

First,?Halle’s pregnant. That means no champagne, but lots of swollen everything. Not ideal for a party. First point goes to Team Jimmy/Molly.

Michael Douglas and Matt Damon Are Creepily Amazing in Liberace Film

April 9th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Steven Soderbergh’s new HBO movie, Behind the Candelabra, starring Michael Douglas and Matt Damon, looks every bit as sequin-and-lace festooned, over-the-top glitzy as a movie about Liberace ought to be.

Michael Douglas’ impersonation of Liberace is?dead-on, and Matt Damon, as Scott Thorson, Lee’s hunky, much younger boy toy, is late ’70s camp perfection, from the puffy, feathered hair to the itty bitty bikini.

The movie is based on a book of the same name written by the real Scott Thorson, documenting his stormy, 5-year relationship with Liberace. And a truly fucked-up relationship it was.

Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel Tickle-Fight To The Death

January 27th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Last night, Matt Damon successfully?staged a?fake hijacking of Jimmy Kimmel’s late night?show, turning it?into a surprisingly entertaining?roast involving a bunch of A-list celebrities, a lap dance, and some mild bondage. At the outset, Matt mock-forcibly commandeered the show’s hosting duties and left Jimmy, gagged with his own necktie and bound to a chair,?watching helplessly from the back of the stage as Matt took the reins.

Jimmy and Matt have been fake battling for years in a cute,?prankish?way, beginning with a recurring bit Jimmy uses on his show in which he pretends to bump Matt from his show’s line-up, pretty much every night. Then, a few years ago, Matt collaborated?with Jimmy’s then-girlfriend, raunchy comedian Sarah Silverman, to create the?charming song “I Fucked Matt Damon” … which then prompted retaliatory?hotness between Jimmy and Matt’s hometown bestie, Ben Affleck. And the rest is history.

The A-To-Z Of Celebrity Impressions

October 17th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Impressionists. It’s hard to know whether to laugh at them or kill them by strangling them with their own vocal chords.

Alas, they’re not all idiots. Some are rather good and inventive with it. Of course, most aren’t. Most are jarring nincompoops.

However, one chap has an A-to-Z of celebrity impressions and, while some aren’t too hot, some are really, really great.

Tobey Maguire, Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ben Affleck In Illegal Gambling Lark

July 1st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Tobey Maguire – recently confirmed to produce a new ‘gritty’ version of The Little Mermaid ha ha ha ha ha ha ha – is playing dumb at the moment after being accused of having an illegal gambling ring which also featured Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ben Affleck.

Imagine the conversations they have around the table. It must be like putting your ear to a sea-shell and listening to a hermit crab fall asleep mid-wank.

Anyway, the man who ruined Spiderman for everyone was named in an illegal gambling suit in which he was sued for taking part in a game with jailed criminal Bradley Ruderman.

Someone You’ve Never Heard Of Bitches About Lea Michele From Glee

December 24th, 2010 By Kris Silver

Lea Michele, you know, the gal from Glee that does the singing, is shallower than a reflecting pool and gets drinks thrown on her for larks, is a MASSIVE bitch… apparently.

Well, obviously Lea isn’t actually a massive bitch… as far as we know… we’re not really allowed to get too close to her, but that is what Hailee Steinfeld wants you to believe. Who is Hailee Steinfeld we hear you ask?

To be honest we don’t know, however, let it never be said that the hecklerspray team are not thorough. After a good 10 minutes of navigating Wikipedia we managed to conclude that she’s someone who stars in True Grit, which is a film, so good for her.

Michael Douglas To Play Liberace In Film

October 29th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Michael Douglas has been very, very ill recently. The 357 year old Hollywood star has been battling throat cancer, which really isn’t very funny at all. In fact, it’s downright depressing.

However, the good news is, is that Douglas is making good progress and that he’s already eyeing up work when he takes on the role of Liberace.

You heard. Liberace. Imagine Michael Douglas covered in sequins and camping it up and belting out pianner licks like his hands were on fire!

Win Green Zone & Bourne Trilogy Blu-Rays NOW

August 7th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

They said that Green Zone was like the Bourne films, just because the actor was the same and the director was the same and most of the time the camera wobbled around so much that it was hard to work out what was actually going on.

But was it? Was it really? Actually, yes. So much so that, when it came to giving us a competition prize, Universal gave us Green Zone (out on July 12) and all three Bourne films on Blu-Ray, possibly because they thought they were giving us four copies of the same film. That’s just how similar they are.

So, fancy winning the Blu-Rays? Better look after the jump, then…

Matt Damon Whines About Getting Brad Pitt’s Rejected Roles

March 9th, 2010 By Amy Grindhouse

Matt Damon joins the legions of celebrities whining about problems that you wish you could have.

For instance no one else in this world would be able to whine about getting Brad Pitt’s soggy leftovers, and get away with it.

The actor, best known for movies that don’t suck a rusty bolt/ having the good manners to know how to act, gave an interview with The Sunday Times. To be clear, no, we have not yet graduated from our beloved comics to fancy-people newspapers. Though, on occasion, we do need to crack open a page or two. Just to see what all the fuss is about.