Articles tagged with: matrix
The Top Twelve Non-Existent Movie Sequels EVER
Everyone loves a sequel, and everyone else loves a remake. After all, why should you have to get to know confusing new characters and unfamiliar situations when what you really want is a temporary lobotomy to shield you from the trials and banalities of actual life? It's far more comforting to see a slightly different version of something you already know about, like the recent TRANSFORMERS 2: HELL YES and STAR TREK: BUT FASTER. With that in mind, I've come up with a list of films for you to watch next summer while you sink into your air conditioned seat, overdosing on Minstrels. I hereby proudly present my Top Twelve Non-Existent Sequels...
Everyone loves a sequel, and everyone else loves a remake. After all, why should you have to get to know confusing new characters and unfamiliar situations when what you really want is a temporary lobotomy to shield you from the trials and banalities of actual life? It's far more comforting to see a slightly different version of something you already know about, like the recent TRANSFORMERS 2: HELL YES and STAR TREK: BUT FASTER. With that in mind, I've come up with a list of films for you to watch next summer while you sink into your air conditioned seat, overdosing on Minstrels. I hereby proudly present my Top Twelve Non-Existent Sequels...
WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 20 January 2009
10 - If you haven't seen this yet, consider it a public service. Have fun at dinner! 9 - The one good bit from the rubbish second Matrix movie, but with puppies and kittens - YouTube 8 - World leaders accused of being the Antichrist - Cracked 7 - God, monkeys are perverts aren't ...
