Articles tagged with: mastectomy
Christina Applegate Makes Cancer Look Like a Boob
Christina Applegate's cancer has left the building, along with two old friends. You can call it brave, you can call it smart, but regardless of what words you want to use to describe it, Christina Applegate has kicked the botty of cancer by having her boobs lopped off in a double mastectomy. As selfish as it may be for her to deprive her fanbase of those fine assets, we do think that maybe - just maybe - her life is worth more than a couple of breasts. Not much, but still more. Plus she gets to have augmented ones fitted now, that can't get cancer and can shoot lasers and stuff. Maybe. It would certainly make for some interesting scenes in Anchorman 2: Tits of Doom.
Christina Applegate's cancer has left the building, along with two old friends. You can call it brave, you can call it smart, but regardless of what words you want to use to describe it, Christina Applegate has kicked the botty of cancer by having her boobs lopped off in a double mastectomy. As selfish as it may be for her to deprive her fanbase of those fine assets, we do think that maybe - just maybe - her life is worth more than a couple of breasts. Not much, but still more. Plus she gets to have augmented ones fitted now, that can't get cancer and can shoot lasers and stuff. Maybe. It would certainly make for some interesting scenes in Anchorman 2: Tits of Doom.
